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(fancy cafe music playing)

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(siiiiips)

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Stolas.

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Stella.

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(siiiiips)

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(siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips)

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C U Next Tuesday.

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Witch.

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Auuuugh!

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FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!

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Why did you insist on meeting me here?

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Aaahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce.

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I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more... compensation.

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After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely you owe...

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Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal.

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This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage.

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As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue.

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[Suspenseful music]

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Up yours!

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Stellaaaa, for fucks sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!

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(Breaking glass)

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[sinister music]

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[Gunshots]

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Hyaaaagh!

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Oh dear... this is worrisome

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[Bird Ringtone]

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Oh shit. Stolas!

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It's really not a good time buddy...

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Stolas: I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again Blitzy but um...

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I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch.

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I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment

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Pffft lucky bitch...

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Stolas: Um, well no, rather unlucky

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Stolas: I seem to have been stolen by that little cowboy friend of yours

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Ohh, which one?

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How many cowboys do you know? (to stolas) What does he look like your highness?

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[Western musical sting]

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mmm... Sexy?

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That's Striker sir!

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Oh for fucks sake! Can't you just get away? Arent you powerful?

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I believe he has me bound with blessed rope, which limits my ability to free myself I'm afraid.

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So, I think you should come save me.

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Oh shit Stolas, I can't today alright? I'm sorry.

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I-I'm literally on my way to take Loona in for her very important Hellbies S. H. O. T.

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It takes years to book an appointment at this place, it took five to get this one.

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and she's been doing a lot of field work so you know, she needs it

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Oh, ha ha, well I do agree that is very important... but I-

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Striker: Would you shut up already? I can hear you by the way.

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Don't worry about your lanky birdy... He's in good hands.

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Striker: (evil laughter)

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Oh shit...

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Am I in danger right now?

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Gaaagh... Damn it

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MILLIE: Sir, let me an Moxxie handle this one.

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Okay, are you two sure you've got this alone?

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We can do it sir, together we are a lethal combo

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And we both have a score to settle with that dickhead

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Alright, well hurry. Stolas sounds like he might be in real shit this time.

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And knowing THAT guys aesthetic, my money's that he's in Wrath.

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Now get your asses down there and look for some cowboy crap or something

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Come on Loonie, come on this'll be over lickity split alright?

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Christ on a stick! Of all the days for him to get his stupid feathered ass kidnapped-

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I have waited five fucking years for this appointment!

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FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE!!!

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Hi. The fuck you looking at?

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Heya toots, I'm here for that S. H. O. T. for my Loonie Toonie

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(laughs)

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The what?

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Ugh, the B. U. L. L. SHIT that my daughter has to get every year that you -

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M. O. T. H. E. R. FUCKERS only allow us to schedule every five years

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How the fuck you fuck up that bad anyway Titty Haver?

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Oh I can't spell...

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I can't read either

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The fucking Hellbies shot you fucking reeeeeeee-

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-eeeeeeally can't say that word anymore.

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The appointment is under Blitz

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uuuuuuuhm, I don't see any Blitz on the list

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With and "O" it's silent you fucking-

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OH! an "O" right here yep, yep.

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Blitzooooo, Blitzoooo

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Yes well, we will be ready for her in just a bit. Please take a seat Mr. "O"

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Perf

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(Dog whimpering)

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Oh don't worry Loonie. It's okay, It's just one little prick, you wont feel it.

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Ew, don't say that, it sounds vulgar.

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Excuse me?

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Pervert!

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[Striker's Theme Song begins]

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Lyrics: "He's galloping over the dusty planes"

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"Even the cacti know his name"

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"If you don't want to die don't cross his path"

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"The best assassin in the ring of Wrath"

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"He's Striker! He's Striker"

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"Sure shootin, darn tootin, his name is Striker"

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"Gonna bring that bird back to his lair"

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"With his magic rope and his western flair"

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"He's very good at causing pain"

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"And he loves to ride on the choo choo-"

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"Dirty dealin"

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"Prince stealin"

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"He's a villain"

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"Striker!"

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"He's fast and strong and tall and mean"

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"The foulest imp you've ever seen"

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"He'll break your bones to hear 'em crunch"

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"He like's to eat Pâté for lunch"

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"He's Strik-"

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"Striiikeeeeeer"

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"ohhhmmm yeah yeaaaeeeyaaa

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"He's Strike her"

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"heeeee's stryiiiker, he's-"

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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I'M TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING JOB-

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YOU COMIN IN HERE SINGING ABOUT ME FOR THE-

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MILLIONTH!

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FUCKING!

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TIME!!!

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LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU FREAKS!!!

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How does one get their own theme song?

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Soooo, nice weather we're having huh?

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Look mommy! They let fire toads in here!

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The fuck did you just call me?

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Mother: It's not polite to call them that to their face honey-

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wait until we're in the car

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You got a problem with me C. U. next tuesday?

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(Gasps)

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There is a child present you filthy Wrathian

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Oh I am not from Wrath bitch

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Also, my kids here too, and I dont think she would appreciate you calling her father...

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"Things"

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Is there any way we can reschedule for a time when less of the unemployed rabble are out

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Oh please, I bet the hardest work you've ever done is convincing your husband that little shits his.

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Oh yeah, and what do you do that's SO important

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Me? Oh I kill people-

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How does a two for one special sound whore?

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MR. "O" the doc will see your hound nowww.

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Moxxie: Crumbs!

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I'll grab the gas Millie, go and see if anyone's seen Striker anywhere.

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Biker: Hey queer boy!

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You stealin my hat?

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What?

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Same hat.

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Oh sorry. My wife just just put this hat on my head...

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You know, because it was... hot... outside...

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Saaame. Haaat.

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(sighs) So we're doing this, huh?

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MILLIE: Howdy boys!

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Y'all seen this mother fucker riding around here?

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(Singing) He's galloping-

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NO NO! No singing just a yes or no please.

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Yeah, he lives out by the bad man lands, in the old train tunnel, near the mine shafts.

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Very outlaw aesthetic, ya cant miss it.

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Thank you kindly

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Come on Moxx! We got a lead!

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Stolas: So, my wife paid you for this hmm?

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Wouldn't a holy bullet have sufficed?

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Or could you not afford those?

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I was paid to give you the real royal treatment

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Your wife must really hate you (laughs)

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You have no idea-

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- So... train tracks... really?

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Seems a bit cliché doesn't it?

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Its a classic.

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Is the giant statue of yourself also a classic or...

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(Irritated hissing)

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Heh, are you seriously judging me right now? Stolas: I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick this badly.

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Look, not every ring is some fancy ass city, with some fancy ass mansion-  -that only fancy ass royals get to live in.

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Some of us have hard lives to live

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And some of us have everything we care about taken away by fuckers like you.

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I have no-

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Aaagh!

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Aaaah

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Striker: YOU don't get to talk over me

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I don't have to listen to your bullshit

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All you royals every do is try to talk over us

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Don't bother trying your little eye trick on me

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Those ropes aint gonna let you do anything

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Got something to say about that your-

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HIGHNESS!

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Well, you seem to be forgetting-

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-You are working for a royal

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Right-

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NOW!

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[Bones breaking]

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Blitz handles me rougher than that in bed... nice try

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Blitzy's knife is bigger, and hits sooo much deeeeper

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Striker: Being a smartass hmm?

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Cause once I split your neck open and let you choke on your own blue blood

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You won't be worth any more than the tombstone you'll be buried under

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Blitzy says far dirtier things to me with much sharper objects at my throat.

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(deep breath)

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Welcome Bingo! And this-

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-must be Tuna

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Loona, yeah, and you can hurry up please.

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She's isn't a fan of shots, so lets try to make this quick, for all of our sakes

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Oh come now, it can't be that bad

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I see hellhounds every day and there hasn't been ONE thats caused any issue.

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(Growls)

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Yep right there, told ya dipshit.

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Andrealphus: So earlier...

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that assassin...

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Was that you?

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mmm guiltyyyyy!

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Yeeeees it waaas

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You silly minx, you. (laughs)

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Though, you know...

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If your husband dies, it wont turn out well for you

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He'll be dead! Why wouldn't it?

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Because my dear sister, you've already produced an heir.

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when he dies, his duties, his possessions, his legions, it will all pass to...

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Via...

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Soooo, if you kill him you would...?

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Laugh?

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HA!

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NO YOU STUPID COW! YOU'D GET NOTHING!

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Ugh, you're SO lucky you're attractive...

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Agh! Well what do you propose we do? He wont leave me anything willingly-

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-he hates me almost as much as I hate him

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Hmm, well this kind of situation is extremely unique.

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A Goetia has never behaved like this before...

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But with him alive, we have options, opportunities... Eternity is a long time my dear

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I say we bide our time, and wait for the chance to gain the upper hand.

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Ooooh, but I want him dead so badly!

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And he will be, in time, my fiery vixen...

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But patience first.

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Now call off your mangy stray

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Uuugh!

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Striker: Well this has been fun...

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but every good thing has to come to an end.

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Shame you won't see your kid again

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Don't you dare breath a word about my daughter

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Oooh... Finally hit a nerve huh?

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I swear if you go near her I will destroy you

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Big talk

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But just that... any last words Goetia?

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Blitz... will...

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That rodeo clown told you he aint coming

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Nobody is coming-

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[Phone rings]

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Yello?

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Stella: Change of plans darling, I need the prick alive.

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I'm kinda in the middle of killin him...

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Stella: Well stop it-

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- we need him alive to get some affairs in order

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Stella: I will pay you more to spare him and bring him to us

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Uuugh...

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Yes ma'am...

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Stella: Glorious!

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Well... good news for you feathers

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Your royal C. U. next tuesday says she don't want you dead no more.

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buuuut she didn't say what condition you had to be in.

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I think these reds might be a pretty trophy

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Can't have you seeing me again can we?

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[Car horn blares in the distance]

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[Country fight song begins playing]

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[Music changes to bubblegum pop]

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Blitz: OW sorry!

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[pop song ends, dramatic score begins]

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(Feral Howl)

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Striker: Oh I remember how easy you are to choke the life out of little one

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Moxxie: Ooooh...

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Harder...

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You cowboy PIECE OF SHIT!!!

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Moxxie: Fuck...

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Oh Crumbs! we have to get him to a hospital!

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Blitz: Oh good, you guys actually managed to-

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Ugh!

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[Soft Piano]

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Moxxie: Uh, sir... are you okay?

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Oh peachy, yeah no, todays been wonderful

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What the fuck was that about

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Millie: Stolas got hurt bad

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Stolas got what?

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How?

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He can get HURT?

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[Somber music begins playing]

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[Monitors beeping]

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[Phone vibrating]