1 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:15,623 [COCK-oo Clock rings] 2 00:00:30,335 --> 00:00:32,335 Rise and shine Ozzie! 3 00:00:33,331 --> 00:00:33,996 [Airhorn blows] 4 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:36,500 Eaugh... Again with the horn? 5 00:00:37,096 --> 00:00:38,294 Don't blame ME 6 00:00:38,294 --> 00:00:40,133 Blame how f*cking FUN they are 7 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:41,478 [Airhorn blows] 8 00:00:41,478 --> 00:00:46,663 M'kay, SO! Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vibrators... 9 00:00:46,663 --> 00:00:52,369 Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of *vibrators* 10 00:00:52,369 --> 00:00:54,994 And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas 11 00:00:54,994 --> 00:00:58,006 [Sighs] You scheduled me during lunch? 12 00:00:58,006 --> 00:01:01,673 Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in" 13 00:01:01,848 --> 00:01:03,675 But I left time for a big ol' breakfaaaast 14 00:01:03,675 --> 00:01:06,209 Lemme guess? I'm handling that too? 15 00:01:06,618 --> 00:01:09,834 I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again? 16 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:11,125 [Laughs] 17 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,452 NO. Never again. 18 00:01:13,452 --> 00:01:16,727 Whaaat? Maybe I can burn the milk this time! 19 00:01:16,727 --> 00:01:18,656 Stoooop... 20 00:01:18,657 --> 00:01:20,330 OH! You know what i'm craving? 21 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,604 Burgers! 22 00:01:21,604 --> 00:01:25,386 Nooo! It's too early for burgers ya maniac. 23 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:29,273 [Chants] Burger Time! Burger Time! Burger Time! 24 00:01:29,273 --> 00:01:30,959 [Both laugh] 25 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:35,712 [Humming] 26 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:40,421 [Humming continues] 27 00:01:40,421 --> 00:01:41,546 Woaaah... HUEAH 28 00:01:43,422 --> 00:01:43,922 [Metallic thunk] 29 00:01:43,922 --> 00:01:44,810 [Gut wrenching scream] 30 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:48,521 Yeah, yeah, I know I can pick up some more while I'm out today 31 00:01:48,521 --> 00:01:50,000 About that... 32 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,689 You're still going to that contest rehearsal? 33 00:01:53,689 --> 00:01:54,665 Without me? 34 00:01:54,665 --> 00:02:00,165 Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing.. So... 35 00:02:00,165 --> 00:02:02,421 [Interrupts] It's the Greed Ring... 36 00:02:02,421 --> 00:02:04,499 One of the cities literally called 37 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,457 "RANSOM" 38 00:02:05,457 --> 00:02:08,517 Ah! You worry too much, You know I ain't afraid of ropes 39 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:10,709 'Sides, I'm *s l i p p e r y* 40 00:02:10,709 --> 00:02:12,985 I mean, only after I... 41 00:02:12,985 --> 00:02:13,490 [Muffled] What? 42 00:02:13,490 --> 00:02:14,419 What? 43 00:02:15,163 --> 00:02:18,405 C'mon Oz! I can be on my own ONE day! 44 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:22,905 But you haven't been to the Greed Ring alone since becoming Mam's big grand-figure 45 00:02:22,905 --> 00:02:25,548 Yeah I guess, but it's not like I'm gonna stick around 46 00:02:25,548 --> 00:02:26,863 I can get you an escort 47 00:02:26,863 --> 00:02:28,524 Augh! I can handle it! 48 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,167 C'mon big daddy! 49 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:32,042 PWEEEEASE??? 50 00:02:32,042 --> 00:02:33,667 [Snorts, Laughter] 51 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:38,512 Well, you know I can't say no to a face that cute 52 00:02:38,512 --> 00:02:40,503 MHMM! That's why I use it. 53 00:02:40,719 --> 00:02:44,118 Just try to stay out of trouble Fizzie-frog... 54 00:02:44,118 --> 00:02:45,500 AHH! Stop it! 55 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,687 Nooooo! 56 00:02:46,687 --> 00:02:48,407 [Both giggling] 57 00:02:48,911 --> 00:02:50,911 Oz I have the new shipment of.... 58 00:02:51,691 --> 00:02:52,441 Ya mind? 59 00:02:52,441 --> 00:02:54,441 Trying to have an un-emotional bang sesh here! 60 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:57,170 YEAH! Cuz we're so *NOT* in love 61 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:57,670 Yeah! 62 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:58,917 Love. Is. STUPID. 63 00:03:02,912 --> 00:03:04,019 Whew! 64 00:03:04,019 --> 00:03:05,513 That was close, huh? 65 00:03:05,513 --> 00:03:06,375 [Sighs] 66 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:09,385 Just come right back when it's over, and keep your phone on ya, ok? 67 00:03:09,385 --> 00:03:10,968 Got it riiiight here! 68 00:03:10,968 --> 00:03:12,875 Be riiiight back after! 69 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:13,761 Don't worry Oz 70 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:15,761 I'll be *super* low-key 71 00:03:15,761 --> 00:03:17,434 *Nobody* will notice me.... 72 00:03:31,742 --> 00:03:34,962 [Choking sounds] 73 00:03:38,248 --> 00:03:39,792 [Queives squeaking] 74 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:40,691 [Claps, whistles] 75 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,692 [Queives (Yeah you saw that right, they're called Queives, like Queefs plural) squeaking] 76 00:03:42,692 --> 00:03:44,692 [Fizz laughter] 77 00:03:46,508 --> 00:03:48,508 Woahohohooo! 78 00:03:48,508 --> 00:03:50,000 Woah! Girls, girls! 79 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 [Queives squeaking, Fizz laughter] 80 00:03:53,662 --> 00:03:57,299 Man, it's great not being in the spotlight for once! 81 00:04:00,146 --> 00:04:04,885 Look lady, it's not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss! 82 00:04:07,002 --> 00:04:08,705 Woah woah woah woah WOAH! 83 00:04:08,705 --> 00:04:10,217 [Queives squeaking] 84 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:11,134 Oh wow! 85 00:04:11,134 --> 00:04:13,134 Looky who it is! 86 00:04:13,134 --> 00:04:14,252 Oh f*ck... 87 00:04:14,252 --> 00:04:15,254 You again... 88 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,834 Stalkin' me now, huh? 89 00:04:16,834 --> 00:04:19,117 Oh don't f*ckin' flatter yourself, clown 90 00:04:19,117 --> 00:04:20,819 I have my own life, ya know 91 00:04:20,819 --> 00:04:22,375 Without YOU in it 92 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:23,571 Uh huh, sure! 93 00:04:23,571 --> 00:04:24,886 Blitzo.... 94 00:04:24,886 --> 00:04:27,154 The "O" is silent now, bitch! 95 00:04:27,154 --> 00:04:28,517 And gee whiz! 96 00:04:28,517 --> 00:04:33,017 We've been in each other's relative vicinity, TWICE in the last fifteen years! 97 00:04:33,017 --> 00:04:33,750 That would make me... 98 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:36,822 THE SHITTIEST STALKER, IN HISTORY! 99 00:04:37,179 --> 00:04:38,061 Twice... 100 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,440 Is already way too much. 101 00:04:42,646 --> 00:04:45,450 Yeah? Well at least I'm still actually working for my shit 102 00:04:45,450 --> 00:04:48,971 And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore! 103 00:04:48,971 --> 00:04:51,376 [Fizz growls] 104 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:56,311 [Queives squeaking] 105 00:04:57,711 --> 00:04:58,729 Yeah, well... 106 00:04:58,729 --> 00:05:01,920 Guess that's what resilience and talent gets ya. 107 00:05:02,418 --> 00:05:03,198 Plus! 108 00:05:03,198 --> 00:05:05,750 My horns were always bigger than yours... 109 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:06,911 Weren't they? 110 00:05:11,601 --> 00:05:13,601 [Footsteps running] 111 00:05:13,601 --> 00:05:15,797 [Fizz screaming] 112 00:05:20,001 --> 00:05:21,257 CRIM: So.... 113 00:05:21,257 --> 00:05:22,322 You say you're good? 114 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,279 'Cuz we really need a big score right now... 115 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:28,585 STRIKER: The best, had a royal on the ropes just last week.. 116 00:05:28,585 --> 00:05:30,198 Sure.... But not dead? 117 00:05:30,198 --> 00:05:31,454 It was... 118 00:05:31,454 --> 00:05:32,412 Called off. 119 00:05:32,412 --> 00:05:34,633 But I have a body count in the hundreds 120 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:36,600 I ain't afraid to go after anyone 121 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,066 Women, kids... 122 00:05:38,066 --> 00:05:40,709 And cute little faced puppy-lookin' things 123 00:05:40,709 --> 00:05:41,655 Don't matter 124 00:05:41,655 --> 00:05:42,423 Hmm... 125 00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:44,443 I'll tell ya what 126 00:05:44,443 --> 00:05:46,669 If you can deliver something of value... 127 00:05:47,396 --> 00:05:48,923 CRIM: I'll consider it. 128 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,236 One moment... 129 00:05:54,168 --> 00:05:56,168 [Striker laughter] 130 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,225 HIRED! 131 00:05:57,443 --> 00:06:01,110 STRIKER: Funny to run into ya again, "Blitzy" 132 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,718 And with a famous friend... 133 00:06:03,718 --> 00:06:04,783 Aw f*ck me 134 00:06:04,783 --> 00:06:05,879 For the record 135 00:06:05,879 --> 00:06:07,375 We are *NOT* friends 136 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:10,328 [Ozzie's 'Willy WANK'-a dildo factory noises, LOL get it] 137 00:06:16,095 --> 00:06:17,797 OZZIE: Larger, you can never be too large 138 00:06:17,797 --> 00:06:19,470 OZZIE: [laughs] you can never be too large 139 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,454 Get this spot right, and that's good! 140 00:06:25,454 --> 00:06:27,679 I like.. ooh I like that, that's good, mhmm... 141 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,227 [Explosion] 142 00:06:36,227 --> 00:06:38,227 [Groans] 143 00:06:41,925 --> 00:06:42,943 [Thunder] 144 00:06:42,943 --> 00:06:44,961 [Watch beeps] 145 00:06:49,206 --> 00:06:50,194 OZZIE: Stolas! 146 00:06:50,194 --> 00:06:51,509 Hey there birdy babe. 147 00:06:51,509 --> 00:06:54,581 Haven't seen you since you crashed my club, how you been? 148 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,849 [Giggles] Still gettin' your kink on with that feisty imp? 149 00:06:57,849 --> 00:07:01,216 [Nervous laughter] Well, um, that's actually what I'm here about 150 00:07:01,216 --> 00:07:02,672 You see, I um.. 151 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,835 Seem to have found myself with 152 00:07:04,835 --> 00:07:06,204 Feelings for him... 153 00:07:06,204 --> 00:07:08,660 And I'm not sure if it's a mutual thing. 154 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:09,432 Well, I can tell ya 155 00:07:09,432 --> 00:07:11,016 If you're looking for a love potion 156 00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:13,016 You came to the wrong f*cking guy 157 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,042 I don't f*ck with that artificial bullshit! 158 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:17,375 Lust, shouldn't be about force... 159 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:18,920 It's an ART! 160 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,600 To be earned... 161 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,826 And enjoyed. 162 00:07:21,826 --> 00:07:24,116 It's all about that journey... 163 00:07:24,116 --> 00:07:25,857 To Pleasure Town... 164 00:07:25,857 --> 00:07:27,084 You feel me? 165 00:07:27,084 --> 00:07:27,877 [Ozzie giggles] 166 00:07:27,877 --> 00:07:29,542 Oh! No! Never 167 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:30,471 NEVER that 168 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:32,471 I just... You see... 169 00:07:32,471 --> 00:07:34,209 This imp has a business he runs 170 00:07:34,209 --> 00:07:37,895 He needs to access the mortal realm to carry out his work 171 00:07:38,053 --> 00:07:41,958 I know your demons are some of the only ones who can traverse freely, and legally 172 00:07:41,958 --> 00:07:44,362 I was wondering if you could assist me in.... 173 00:07:44,362 --> 00:07:46,209 Finding a way he could too? 174 00:07:46,209 --> 00:07:48,909 Oh! Hmmm, Stolas... 175 00:07:48,909 --> 00:07:50,750 My heart bleeds for you, but my partner 176 00:07:50,873 --> 00:07:53,258 Uh... *Business* partner, Fizzarolli 177 00:07:53,258 --> 00:07:54,731 Hates your imp guy 178 00:07:54,731 --> 00:07:55,737 Blitzo, right? 179 00:07:55,737 --> 00:07:56,803 Yeeaahh.... 180 00:07:56,803 --> 00:07:59,414 OZZIE: Haaates-uh.... 181 00:07:59,414 --> 00:08:00,926 He does? But why? 182 00:08:00,926 --> 00:08:02,747 Not my story to tell, but trust me 183 00:08:02,747 --> 00:08:04,110 I would help if I could 184 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:05,848 But I can't, sorry.... 185 00:08:05,848 --> 00:08:07,572 [Phone croaks froggily] 186 00:08:20,822 --> 00:08:22,305 Hello Asmodeus 187 00:08:22,305 --> 00:08:25,097 You don't know me but you don't need to 188 00:08:25,097 --> 00:08:28,526 All you need to know is that I have your little jester here with me 189 00:08:28,526 --> 00:08:29,412 [Ozzie growls] 190 00:08:29,412 --> 00:08:33,763 If you want him back alive, you will give me exactly what I want 191 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:38,490 Do you have any idea who you are F*CKING WITH??? 192 00:08:38,490 --> 00:08:40,430 [Interrupts] I think it's a recording 193 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:44,177 Ya probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with 194 00:08:44,177 --> 00:08:46,545 And oh yes, I know 195 00:08:46,545 --> 00:08:50,000 The weakest and most non-threatening of the sins 196 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:55,750 The king who will do whatever it takes to save the worst kept secret in all of hell 197 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:59,756 We both know you won't risk anything happening to the clown 198 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:03,660 So be a good little bitch boy and do the thing 199 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:07,847 My lawyers will be over shortly with the contract of demands 200 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,750 You have until the witching hour to sign it 201 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,167 [Crim laughs] 202 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:13,304 Now cut.... 203 00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:15,304 I SAID CUT IT YA F*CKIN MORON 204 00:09:20,062 --> 00:09:22,062 [Ozzie roars] 205 00:09:23,926 --> 00:09:26,581 [Fizz struggling] 206 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:33,144 Oh chill out, jester 207 00:09:33,144 --> 00:09:36,594 Christ on a stick, it's like you've never been tied up before 208 00:09:36,594 --> 00:09:38,917 Ugh, sure by not by a buncha psychos 209 00:09:38,917 --> 00:09:40,557 Ack! And a piece of shit! 210 00:09:40,557 --> 00:09:41,366 Am I? 211 00:09:41,366 --> 00:09:43,769 Ok... ok am I the psycho or the piece of shit? 212 00:09:43,769 --> 00:09:44,430 Both 213 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:45,478 Yeah, that checks 214 00:09:45,478 --> 00:09:46,883 How is this happening?! 215 00:09:46,883 --> 00:09:51,039 I was just supposed to grab some gas station milk and rehearse some juggliiiing! 216 00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:56,420 Oh RELAX, I'm sure your big royal chicken ain't gonna let anything happen to his peppy lil' f*ck doll 217 00:09:56,674 --> 00:09:59,150 Ooooh playin' that card huh? Ok... 218 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,081 What about you? 219 00:10:00,081 --> 00:10:02,098 Seems your tastes have gotten more.... 220 00:10:02,098 --> 00:10:03,503 "Regal" lately? [Laughs ] 221 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,875 Yeah well unlike you, I f*ck who I want when I want 222 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:08,858 I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole 223 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:12,480 You coulda fooled me, the way princey was cozying up to you at Ozzie's 224 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:17,129 Hey! Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress 225 00:10:17,129 --> 00:10:18,967 It's nothing, ya know... 226 00:10:20,491 --> 00:10:21,390 It's nothing else... 227 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:22,616 Then why were you even there? 228 00:10:22,616 --> 00:10:24,616 OTHER very important reasons of course! 229 00:10:24,616 --> 00:10:26,166 Whatever, I don't actually care 230 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:32,617 I mean, Stolas is just a loud, thirsty, bitch who loves feeling the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class 231 00:10:32,617 --> 00:10:34,218 It's a novelty to him 232 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,653 Literally just said I don't care 233 00:10:35,653 --> 00:10:38,815 And THEN! He'll call me and try and see how *my* day was 234 00:10:38,815 --> 00:10:42,526 And he'll pretend to care about me, and comment on my photos and... 235 00:10:42,526 --> 00:10:44,139 Laugh at my jokes 236 00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:47,125 Oh! Well that's definitely your clue right there that it's all bullshit 237 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,720 I KNOW, RIGHT? 238 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,489 He's just a fake privileged asshole 239 00:10:51,489 --> 00:10:53,521 Sounds like you just hate him for bein' a prince 240 00:10:53,521 --> 00:10:57,680 Because no one, and I mean NO ONE, pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay 241 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,906 Point is.... 242 00:10:58,906 --> 00:11:01,668 Royal demons don't give a shit about guys like us 243 00:11:01,668 --> 00:11:03,189 They're all the f*ckin' same... 244 00:11:03,189 --> 00:11:04,326 Thats not! 245 00:11:04,326 --> 00:11:06,028 A-always true... 246 00:11:07,155 --> 00:11:08,292 But, I guess you're right 247 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,726 They can't all be the same if SOME have taste 248 00:11:10,726 --> 00:11:12,726 And SOME wanna f*ck YOU 249 00:11:12,726 --> 00:11:15,407 Can we talk about something other than my sex life? 250 00:11:15,407 --> 00:11:18,542 Satan's taint... Is f*cking that lust guy make this what you're all about now? 251 00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:20,084 YOU brought it up, asshole! 252 00:11:20,084 --> 00:11:22,084 Would you two shut the f*ck up already? 253 00:11:22,845 --> 00:11:25,262 Bicker like a couple of teen skanks... 254 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,827 As far as I'm concerned 255 00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:32,982 You two are BOTH embarrassments to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods to begin with 256 00:11:33,887 --> 00:11:37,702 But at least loud-mouth here has the sense to only f*ck his rich bitch 257 00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:39,863 Instead of bein' a little purse dog 258 00:11:39,863 --> 00:11:43,167 Oh, great! The f*cking supremacist is on my side, *wonderful*.... 259 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:46,030 Neither of you filth bags know what you're even talkin' about 260 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:50,292 If you think you're superior to ANYONE, then you're no better than any royal... 261 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,828 DON'T. You. Dare.... 262 00:11:52,828 --> 00:11:54,620 Finish that sentence, clown... 263 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,348 HEY! Hick-for-hire! 264 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,838 I said watch em', not f*ck em' 265 00:11:58,838 --> 00:12:01,660 Keep ya hands off the merchandise! 266 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,542 Eaugh! Ever heard of mouthwash?! 267 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,082 F*CK FAAAACCCEEEEE! 268 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:10,913 [Groans] Can I just sign it already? Like, can we move this along? 269 00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:15,623 Sire, you need to know the contents of this contract , you can't just sign it 270 00:12:15,623 --> 00:12:18,938 A deal made with a sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding... 271 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,750 Perhaps I can look it over, I'm a fast reader 272 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:23,941 [Mumbles] 273 00:12:23,941 --> 00:12:25,673 Oh! Hmm... 274 00:12:25,673 --> 00:12:28,596 This is a contract giving Crimson all of Ozzie's factory assets 275 00:12:29,051 --> 00:12:32,778 And, giving him permission to use Fizzarolli's head for a wall decoration... 276 00:12:32,778 --> 00:12:33,725 WAIT, WHAT?! 277 00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:35,725 Juuuust making sure you're paying attention! 278 00:12:35,725 --> 00:12:37,632 [Nervous laugh] Here's the real contract... 279 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,792 [Excited chicken noises] Ooh this will be fun! 280 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,792 I love words! 281 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:43,318 [Fizz struggling] 282 00:12:43,318 --> 00:12:45,318 Ya know? You're really bad at this 283 00:12:46,294 --> 00:12:47,728 Hmm... Ya know? 284 00:12:47,728 --> 00:12:49,167 Last time I checked 285 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:52,714 I was a F*CKING JESTER, NOT an escape arti... 286 00:12:52,714 --> 00:12:53,564 [Robotic arm buzzing] 287 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,564 [Clang] 288 00:12:55,564 --> 00:12:58,750 [Sniffles] I just wanna go home... 289 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,159 Hmm... You want me to get you out? 290 00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:03,209 Y...y..yes.... 291 00:13:05,798 --> 00:13:09,078 You had a knife this whole time?! 292 00:13:09,078 --> 00:13:09,808 Aaahhhh! 293 00:13:09,809 --> 00:13:10,678 [Fizz whimpers] 294 00:13:10,678 --> 00:13:11,178 [What? HE DOES!] 295 00:13:11,178 --> 00:13:12,601 [Fizz whimpers] 296 00:13:12,601 --> 00:13:14,232 Now stop bitchin' while I work this 297 00:13:17,075 --> 00:13:19,075 BLITZ: Ahhh, BINGO! 298 00:13:19,075 --> 00:13:20,379 So what now, genius? 299 00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:21,836 See that remote? 300 00:13:21,836 --> 00:13:23,507 I mean, I could stretch down there... 301 00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:24,209 No, no... 302 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,004 I have a better idea... 303 00:13:26,004 --> 00:13:29,425 [Fizz yelling] 304 00:13:31,308 --> 00:13:32,683 [Goons cheering] 305 00:13:35,338 --> 00:13:37,338 [Goon screm] 306 00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:41,471 Keep it down! I'm shootin' 8 ball ova hea'! 307 00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:42,215 What's goin' on??? 308 00:13:43,933 --> 00:13:45,042 SHUT THE F*CK UP 309 00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,149 Oh f*ck me.... 310 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,000 Well... 311 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,750 That didn't w... 312 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,470 [Fizz yelling] 313 00:14:05,207 --> 00:14:06,344 Show off... 314 00:14:08,363 --> 00:14:09,440 THE F*CK?! 315 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,750 GET THEM! 316 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,750 Augh, this usually works! 317 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,671 Goddammit! 318 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,869 F*CK! 319 00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:32,662 What the f*ck Fizz?! 320 00:14:32,662 --> 00:14:36,792 How is someone this flexible, this useless in combat? 321 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:41,167 I'm a performer! I sing, I dance, I promote products that I don't actually use.. 322 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:42,572 I DON'T do danger! 323 00:14:42,572 --> 00:14:44,899 Well good to know you're still a wimpy circus puss... 324 00:14:44,899 --> 00:14:45,905 [Fizz growls] 325 00:14:45,905 --> 00:14:48,944 I'd give you a comeback, but that'd imply I give a shit what you think 326 00:14:48,944 --> 00:14:50,904 You always cared what I thought! 327 00:14:50,904 --> 00:14:53,279 Ohoho, after what you DID TO ME? 328 00:14:53,279 --> 00:14:56,032 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, it was an accident! 329 00:14:56,032 --> 00:14:57,196 AN ACCIDENT?! 330 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,292 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 331 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:03,333 You always had it out for me, because people liked me better! 332 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,787 You wanted me gone, because you were jealous! 333 00:15:05,787 --> 00:15:07,560 Just wanting the spotlight!! 334 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,545 I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend... 335 00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:12,636 YOU RUINED MY LIFE 336 00:15:13,444 --> 00:15:15,206 And then you just left me... 337 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,908 I lost so much because of you 338 00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:19,313 And you selfish piece of shit... 339 00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:20,837 YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE! 340 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,292 I DID CARE! 341 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,916 It WAS an accident! 342 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:26,042 IT WAS! 343 00:15:28,031 --> 00:15:29,793 Ok you're right, it was all my fault, ok? 344 00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:32,586 I... I should've done more to help, I was.. I was TRYING 345 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:35,107 There was so much going on 346 00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:37,823 I was trying to get help, Fizz 347 00:15:37,823 --> 00:15:39,840 I just.... 348 00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:44,413 It was still my fault 349 00:15:44,413 --> 00:15:45,789 Glad you could admit it 350 00:15:45,789 --> 00:15:46,777 Want a MEDAL? 351 00:15:46,777 --> 00:15:49,280 Look I'm sorry, Fizz.... 352 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,905 I am so sorry you got so hurt.... 353 00:15:51,905 --> 00:15:56,001 I'm sorry for what you lost, and I...I KNOW I can never make that right 354 00:15:57,966 --> 00:16:03,061 But you have no idea what I lost in that fire... 355 00:16:04,819 --> 00:16:06,819 I mean its...its all my fault 356 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,480 I'd hate me too 357 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:12,625 I mean I do hate 358 00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:13,625 SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! 359 00:16:15,303 --> 00:16:15,874 FIZZ: So 360 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,750 Why didn't you try to tell me any of this? 361 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,750 Or come see me??? 362 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,512 Even ONCE would've been fine! 363 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,395 I tried.. You were all I had left, Fizz 364 00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:24,625 But they told me YOU didn't want to see me 365 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:26,042 I never told them that? 366 00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:27,793 Bullshit.. You didn't? 367 00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:30,150 No? And no one told me you came! 368 00:16:30,454 --> 00:16:32,812 BOTH: Oooohhh.... 369 00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:35,216 WAAAOOOHHH CHRIST ON A STICK! 370 00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:38,042 TRYING TO HAVE A F*CKIN' EMOTIONAL MOMENT, HERE! 371 00:16:38,447 --> 00:16:39,852 STOLAS: Ok, so! 372 00:16:39,852 --> 00:16:45,270 I believe this draft allows for some factory ownership, specifically located in the Greed Ring... 373 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:49,006 With allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future... 374 00:16:49,006 --> 00:16:51,917 While ensuring the safe return of one "Fizzarolli" 375 00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:55,178 Yeah sure sounds good... Now lemme just re-read thissssssuh 376 00:16:57,702 --> 00:16:59,345 HURRY UP! 377 00:16:59,345 --> 00:17:01,821 Yelling won't make me read faster 378 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:04,959 Misunderstanding or no 379 00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:06,959 Its hard to just forgive you 380 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,061 Its BEEN fifteen years and.... 381 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,615 That's so much time... 382 00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,603 But! [Fizz fighty sounds] 383 00:17:12,603 --> 00:17:14,603 I guess you didn't really ruin my life 384 00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:18,446 What, you're telling me getting BLOWN UP didn't ruin your life? 385 00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:21,369 It was painful... and challenging, and you know 386 00:17:21,369 --> 00:17:22,434 FUCK YOU, STILL 387 00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:23,290 BUT... 388 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:24,843 It's not like I'm broken 389 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:27,292 And I now have someone who understands me and.. 390 00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:28,682 [HYAH, HAH, F*CK YOU] 391 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,784 My life has actually been pretty great 392 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:34,521 Yeah, that's lovely.. You got a good thing going on with that horny rooster f*cker dontcha? 393 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,701 Oh yeah, it been... 394 00:17:36,701 --> 00:17:38,213 Fantastic... 395 00:17:38,213 --> 00:17:39,510 UH, CUZ YOU KNOW 396 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:40,845 IT'S A GREAT GIG! And...and... 397 00:17:40,845 --> 00:17:42,362 And he's got the BIGGEST COCK 398 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,959 You know? LIKE MASSIVE! 399 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:44,916 I mean imagine like... 400 00:17:44,916 --> 00:17:45,845 THE BIGGEST 401 00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:46,865 JUST A GIANT 402 00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:47,484 HUGE 403 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,475 LIKE A KAIJU 404 00:17:48,475 --> 00:17:49,881 But its a COCK, ya know what I mean? 405 00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:51,167 LIKE A BIG MONSTER 406 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,624 Its BIG, its HUGE- 407 00:17:52,624 --> 00:17:54,463 Yeah yeah yeah I get it, I get it! 408 00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:56,043 I'm happy for ya, Fizz 409 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,066 If ya wanna prove yourself, cowboy 410 00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:08,383 Here's your chance! 411 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:14,144 You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz 412 00:18:14,841 --> 00:18:18,334 NOW, i'm gon' break you like a F*CKIN' HORSE! 413 00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:22,225 Ohhhh don't you dare talk sexy to ME 414 00:18:22,225 --> 00:18:24,220 You're still on the horse thing?! 415 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,047 [Striker Laughs] 416 00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:26,724 Fizz! 417 00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:28,959 Remember how you used to distract my dad so I could steal his booze? 418 00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,750 I mean, yeah? Why? 419 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,423 Yeah well, I need to get up to that window there to bust us out 420 00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:34,649 Ohohooo! 421 00:18:34,649 --> 00:18:37,209 One distraction, comin' up! 422 00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:39,434 [MUSIC STARTS] 423 00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:44,209 When I was a young boy 424 00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:47,936 I'd never thought it comes to this 425 00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:51,190 The scars all seem to heal.. 426 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:55,154 And soon all I feel is regret 427 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:59,750 And noooow I'm a grown man 428 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:03,950 I've lost it all again 429 00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:07,230 But what I'll miss the most 430 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:14,089 Pay close attention, while you get a look at.... 431 00:19:14,089 --> 00:19:15,345 THIS! 432 00:19:15,345 --> 00:19:16,895 YEAH LOOK AT THIS! 433 00:19:16,895 --> 00:19:18,556 Then look at THAT! 434 00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:20,186 And here's a hat! 435 00:19:20,923 --> 00:19:23,965 This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thiiiing! 436 00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:27,500 But listen closely, maybe it explains EVERYTHING! 437 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,337 The secret to Bitcoin! 438 00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,358 Computers and microchips! 439 00:19:31,358 --> 00:19:32,938 The key to the future 440 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:33,824 If you only 441 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:34,860 LOOK AT THIS! 442 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:37,834 Riches untold, you'll have dollars and gold! 443 00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:41,671 If you focus on me, as the story unfolds... 444 00:19:41,671 --> 00:19:42,753 LOOK AT THIS! 445 00:19:42,753 --> 00:19:45,125 I hold they key to the mystery! 446 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,133 LOOK AT THIS! 447 00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,488 Look at nothing except for ME! 448 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,643 LOOK AT THIS! 449 00:19:49,643 --> 00:19:51,512 BLAHBLEHBURDBLKEHBLADLIVUVBDAHG 450 00:19:51,512 --> 00:19:52,976 That was GIBBERISH! 451 00:19:52,976 --> 00:19:54,830 BLITZO HURRY THE F*CK UP. 452 00:19:55,685 --> 00:19:59,560 I don't know how long I can do thiiiis.... 453 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,149 I'm gonna need another 60 seconds! 454 00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:02,124 AW F*CK! 455 00:20:02,543 --> 00:20:05,019 Ok the thing I'm trying to say 456 00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:11,812 I will say if you look this waaaaaayyy.... 457 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:13,484 [Fizz stutters] 458 00:20:13,484 --> 00:20:14,750 Uh y..ya know, its... its uh 459 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:19,256 Just as-a Nonna Fizzarolli used to say.... 460 00:20:19,256 --> 00:20:24,088 [SINGS IN ITALTIAN] Stink Lasanga! 461 00:20:24,088 --> 00:20:26,741 Side dish, Limoncello.... 462 00:20:26,741 --> 00:20:29,820 Loud, Soft 463 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:33,358 Good Morning with clams 464 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:37,858 Luigi, Florence, Bucatini 465 00:20:37,858 --> 00:20:43,124 Wild boar, wild boar.... 466 00:20:43,124 --> 00:20:45,585 Soooooo look at 467 00:20:45,585 --> 00:20:46,500 THIS! 468 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,479 PLEASE LOOK AT THIS! 469 00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:52,138 I am running out of places I can take this bit 470 00:20:52,138 --> 00:20:53,893 So look at this! 471 00:20:53,893 --> 00:20:55,739 LOOK AT MY FACE. 472 00:20:55,918 --> 00:21:00,000 I regret every event that got me in this place 473 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,375 This riddle song is driving me insane 474 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,400 My exhaustion is audible 475 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,030 Now the ending is probable 476 00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:10,000 Cuz' this ruse is impossible to maintain! 477 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,290 So f*ckiiin' 478 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:13,307 BYE-BYEEE!!!! 479 00:21:14,928 --> 00:21:15,750 [ALESSIO DOES A MOM-HAND AT CRIM] 480 00:21:17,352 --> 00:21:22,983 [BOTH LAUGHING] 481 00:21:23,842 --> 00:21:27,766 You know, you're actually pretty good at this action-hero bullshit 482 00:21:27,766 --> 00:21:29,736 And you really know how to put on a show! [GASP] 483 00:21:29,736 --> 00:21:33,790 Which is almost [GASP] as impressive as the thing you said I was good at! 484 00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:35,778 [Fizz laughs] 485 00:21:40,479 --> 00:21:42,717 I guess, royal jesters first? 486 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,960 [Fizz screams] 487 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,622 Get... Your.. 488 00:21:48,622 --> 00:21:51,961 F*CKING Shit-stain claws off him! 489 00:21:51,961 --> 00:21:55,268 [Striker laughs] 490 00:21:55,268 --> 00:21:58,000 You think I'm just gon' let you get ways after all this? 491 00:21:58,332 --> 00:22:00,627 I'm THROUGH losin' these fights! 492 00:22:00,627 --> 00:22:04,877 This worthless little pet REEKS of his over-bloated master... 493 00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:07,959 I'll at least enjoy gettin' rid of im' 494 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:08,685 Ok.... 495 00:22:08,685 --> 00:22:10,149 Is it bad that I'm getting hard? 496 00:22:10,149 --> 00:22:11,333 SHUT THE F*CK UP! 497 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,333 WHY'S IT ALWAYS A SEX THING? 498 00:22:17,322 --> 00:22:20,000 [CRITTER NOISES] 499 00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:30,000 FIIIIZZZZZ!!!! 500 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,196 YOU BLEW ME UP AGAIN, YOU F*CKIN' PRICK! 501 00:22:49,196 --> 00:22:50,869 I did... 502 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,375 But this time, I stuck around 503 00:23:03,426 --> 00:23:05,039 Wooooould iiit.... 504 00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:06,561 Fuck up the moment if we made out right now? 505 00:23:07,334 --> 00:23:09,334 [Owl Noises] 506 00:23:13,209 --> 00:23:14,112 THAT'S IT! 507 00:23:14,112 --> 00:23:17,269 I'm going to f*cking END YOUR LIFE 508 00:23:21,673 --> 00:23:22,840 [CUTELY] FIZZIEEEE! 509 00:23:24,744 --> 00:23:26,744 OZZIIIEEEE! 510 00:23:27,284 --> 00:23:38,328 [CANOODLING NOISES] 511 00:23:39,059 --> 00:23:41,059 Hmmm.. get f*cked little one 512 00:23:45,673 --> 00:23:48,477 [FIZZ LAUGHS] 513 00:23:50,001 --> 00:23:52,001 OH MY SATAN! 514 00:23:55,543 --> 00:23:58,334 [SIGH] I'm so glad you're ok, babe... 515 00:23:58,334 --> 00:24:02,417 You ain't never leaving the palace without protection, AGAIN 516 00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:07,782 Oz... You know there's eyes around... 517 00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:09,425 I know. I don't care. 518 00:24:09,425 --> 00:24:12,109 Cuz they know, if they tell anyone, i'll 519 00:24:12,109 --> 00:24:14,109 BREAK THEM 520 00:24:15,595 --> 00:24:19,202 Well don't worry, today I learn that I hate going outside! 521 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:22,001 You won't have to, again 522 00:24:22,757 --> 00:24:24,608 I'm sorry... I got a little messy... 523 00:24:24,608 --> 00:24:27,798 You don't need to apologize for getting banged up, babe! 524 00:24:28,046 --> 00:24:30,492 I'm just sorry I couldn't be there... 525 00:24:31,757 --> 00:24:33,626 It's ok, Oz... 526 00:24:33,626 --> 00:24:35,626 Guess I'm just not used to this kinda thing... 527 00:24:35,824 --> 00:24:37,973 [Ozzie sighs] It's been an intense day 528 00:24:37,973 --> 00:24:40,229 Just take it easy, ok? 529 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:42,247 Oh its fine! I'm FINE! REALLY! 530 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,648 You know I bounce back fast! 531 00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:51,997 Soooo... besides my whole scary hostage thing... How was YOUR DAY? 532 00:24:51,997 --> 00:24:54,748 Well I was stuck with Stolas the whole time 533 00:24:54,748 --> 00:24:57,403 WHO, by the way asked ME 534 00:24:57,403 --> 00:25:02,349 To give him one of my crystals, as a gift for that guy you hate! 535 00:25:02,349 --> 00:25:04,534 SO! I told him.... 536 00:25:04,534 --> 00:25:05,570 NO! 537 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:06,457 MHMM! 538 00:25:08,003 --> 00:25:10,955 Meh... F*ck it... Let him have it 539 00:25:10,955 --> 00:25:11,616 Excuse me? 540 00:25:11,616 --> 00:25:14,559 Yeah why not? You could say... 541 00:25:14,559 --> 00:25:16,150 He earned it... 542 00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:18,150 Alright then.... 543 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,842 Anything for you 544 00:25:27,915 --> 00:25:30,361 [ FIZZ GIGGLES] 545 00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:32,022 Now! I don't know about you 546 00:25:32,022 --> 00:25:37,790 But having a violent brush with crime has given me a whole mess of new kinks 547 00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:38,898 Wanna go.... 548 00:25:38,898 --> 00:25:40,362 Make a mess??? 549 00:25:40,362 --> 00:25:43,374 You really think that's a good idea right now, Fizz? 550 00:25:43,374 --> 00:25:45,374 Sure, don't you? 551 00:25:45,374 --> 00:25:48,113 Well... OBVIOUSLY 552 00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:50,732 [FIZZ LAUGHS] 553 00:25:50,732 --> 00:25:54,059 FIZZ: Meow, meow, cuddle meow.... 554 00:25:54,059 --> 00:25:59,628 BTW: DON'T WORRY, The quieves all made it home safe and sound <3 555 00:26:33,045 --> 00:26:36,919 Vis Dev: Salem Pullen