1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,520 ANNOUNCER: Alright, folks! Give it up for the king of all things greeeen! 2 00:00:13,550 --> 00:00:19,150 Hell's number one clown! The money-maker himself! 3 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,150 The sin you all looove most: 4 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:26,150 Mammon, King of Greeeed! 5 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,050 - Heya, implings! 6 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:31,500 How're you little [HONK] doing tonight? 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,055 I hope you're ready for the best fucking show 8 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,050 you will ever see in your shit lives! 9 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:40,070 [Chanting] Mammon, Mammon, Mammon! 10 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,100 Right. 11 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:46,000 I got tons of really fuckin' cool shit for you 'ere tonight, but first, 12 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:51,060 How many of you worthless bitches wanna be big clowns like me someday? 13 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:53,040 FIZZAROLLI: I do, I do! BLITZO: Me, me, me, me, me! 14 00:00:53,070 --> 00:00:57,030 - Well, I'm happy to announce that I will be starting up a new, yearly 15 00:00:57,050 --> 00:00:58,040 clown pageant! 16 00:00:58,070 --> 00:00:59,070 CROWD: YEEEAAAHH!! MAMMON: You know- 17 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,750 Like one 'a them fucked up beauty contests 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,850 But for clowns, so it's better! 19 00:01:05,050 --> 00:01:08,050 Just for all you aspiring, clown kids out there! 20 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,750 A new chance to work with me, Mammon! 21 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,130 MAMMON: And be the new face of my clown-ish brand! 22 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:18,000 I can't wait to see all the new talent I can exploi- u-um- fuck. 23 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:22,090 Wait, I mean enjoy [nervous laughter] uh, watching me grow my empire! 24 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,714 Also, if you're a chick, maybe give up on your dreams now. 25 00:01:25,757 --> 00:01:28,686 Cause I'm not gonna lie: women just ain't funny. 26 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:29,750 ANYWAY! 27 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,514 My plan is to find the new face of my brand, YEAH! 28 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,150 So they gotta bring the good shit! 29 00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:38,080 The winner will get to be like the son I never had, 30 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:41,350 and I'll be like the stepdad that will love you when it's convenient! 31 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,500 - Wow! 32 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:47,030 - You might be a lunchbox, an action figure, Saturday morning cartoon. 33 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:50,500 Hell, I might even make a sex robot of ya! I don't know! 34 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:54,010 I mean, if we'll make money, sure. But it's not weird. 35 00:01:54,050 --> 00:01:56,000 You're weird, you sick fuck! 36 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:59,080 And if you say it's explolitation, fuck you! 37 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:01,030 It's not exploitation! 38 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:03,700 If you think that then you're a dickhead. 39 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,120 Anyway, CLOWNS!! 40 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:08,900 CROWD: ALRIGHT LET'S GO, YEEAAA- 41 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:11,000 BLITZO: Alright, I'm gonna say it 42 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:13,010 That was too many clowns. 43 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,080 - I have to win that pageant someday. 44 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:19,750 Can you imagine how amazing it would be to get to work with him? 45 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,700 - What's the point? Isn't being the star of our imp circus enough? 46 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:27,600 Plenty of people already know who you are, Fizz. You don't need to go work for Mammon like some 47 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:28,750 creepy mascot. 48 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 - It's not about that! It's getting to work with my idol. 49 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:35,500 I just love that he's giving someone new the chance to be in the spotlight! 50 00:02:35,814 --> 00:02:37,100 He's an inspiration. 51 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:40,070 - Well he's- definitely something alright. 52 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:44,070 I mean I dunno, was it worth all our savings just to have him put on an over-hyped commercial, 53 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:48,100 and then bitch about taxes, and then assault us with clowns, vomit, and pass out on stage? 54 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:50,996 - [Laughs] So worth it! 55 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:55,490 [Sighs] Blitzo, do you think I could win if I worked really hard? 56 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:56,431 - I think... 57 00:02:56,631 --> 00:02:59,741 I think if anyone's gonna be the new clown face on everything- 58 00:02:59,941 --> 00:03:02,250 [laughs] it'll be you, Fizz. 59 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:07,550 FAN: Holy shit, you're Fizzarolli! Oh MAN! Your stuff is great!! 60 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,310 - [Nervously] Oh- hey there. Thank you, I appreciate that. 61 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:13,530 Woah- oh- okay. 62 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:17,715 - After seeing your shows, I wanted to get into clown performing, too! 63 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,320 I'm really good!! 64 00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:20,350 - [Awkward chuckling] 65 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:23,179 - Hey aren't you that creep who's always trying to sniff around our dressing rooms? 66 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:28,343 - I have the best idea for a duo performance between us, that should spice up your act. 67 00:03:28,386 --> 00:03:30,001 Picture this: 68 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:32,350 We start it like a romantic, 69 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,100 ballroom dance or a- 70 00:03:34,150 --> 00:03:36,946 BLITZO: Dude, weird fuckin' pitch. Fuck off! 71 00:03:36,957 --> 00:03:39,295 - I was talking to the clown, asshole! 72 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:43,250 I'm sorry Fizzie, I'm not normally so aggressive, I promise. 73 00:03:43,350 --> 00:03:46,750 I've just waited my whole life for an opportunity like this! 74 00:03:46,850 --> 00:03:51,500 With your fame, and my raw, undiscovered talent, I know we can- 75 00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:55,520 - Hey shit-dick, beat it now or I'll make ya swallow your fangs! 76 00:03:55,630 --> 00:03:58,185 Fizz! You don't want me to leave, right? 77 00:03:58,285 --> 00:04:01,000 Tell him you don't want me to go! FIZZAROLLI: I- uhm- 78 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,986 We have to go now. Thanks though! 79 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:11,000 - Eugh! Fiiizz! FIZZAROLLIIII! 80 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:13,870 FAN: Fine! Fuck you! 81 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:16,386 You think you're better than me you elitist prick? 82 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:20,710 Your act's fucking trash anyways! - [interrupting] Cheeeese and hot sauce Fizz, 83 00:04:20,745 --> 00:04:22,370 your fans are something else. 84 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:26,100 - What if my acts are trash? What if I'm never good enough? 85 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,965 - Hey, hey don't let one asshole get to you, 'kay? 86 00:04:28,995 --> 00:04:30,800 You're- you are plenty good enough. 87 00:04:30,885 --> 00:04:33,750 - But I have to be perfect. [Blitzo groans] Do you? 88 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,900 - I'll just have to keep practicing, and someday, maybe, 89 00:04:36,950 --> 00:04:38,250 I'll be good enough for M- 90 00:04:38,943 --> 00:04:40,600 - It's me, Mammon! 91 00:04:40,829 --> 00:04:43,586 And I'm here to announce the amazing new brand: 92 00:04:43,729 --> 00:04:45,029 Fizzie!! 93 00:04:45,143 --> 00:04:47,229 We got a Fizzie for every occasion! 94 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,457 We got fluffy, toy Fizzie, 95 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:50,729 fireman Fizzie, 96 00:04:50,759 --> 00:04:51,786 therapist Fizzie, 97 00:04:51,845 --> 00:04:53,786 wait in line for you Fizzie, 98 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:57,120 doctor Fizzie: beeps every time it senses cancer! 99 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:58,729 Fat Fizzie, skinny Fizzie, 100 00:04:58,759 --> 00:05:00,543 so many Fizzies! 101 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,385 And if you wanna fuck 'em, you can! 102 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,025 We got Fizzies for the kids, 103 00:05:05,045 --> 00:05:06,586 Fizzies for the teens, 104 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:09,329 and Fizzies for you sick, fucking degenerate adults! 105 00:05:09,357 --> 00:05:10,900 We got 'em all! 106 00:05:10,930 --> 00:05:14,500 All based on my new face, Fizzieee! 107 00:05:14,543 --> 00:05:16,700 - That's me! [Uncomfortable laughter] 108 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,370 - Buy yours now! Do it! 109 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:23,550 - Oh fuck, Mammon is gonna notice that. 110 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:26,700 Ozzie! Where did my foundation go?! 111 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:30,580 - This is the 10th year in a row you've done this supid pageant, Froggie. 112 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,443 And you win everytime! 113 00:05:32,471 --> 00:05:34,555 How come you're always so dead set on this? 114 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:36,700 - I wanna make Mammon proud, okay? 115 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:40,371 He's- really passionate about the craft of clown. 116 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:44,000 He expects perfection, so I- I gotta be perfect. 117 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:47,800 - Fizz, you ain't perfect! Nobody is! 118 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:53,250 How abooout, you sit this one out, and let someone else take the spotlight? 119 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,850 You deserve a break. 120 00:05:54,950 --> 00:06:00,313 Or a vacation, where you don't have to fend off creeps the entire time. 121 00:06:00,343 --> 00:06:02,750 - [Scoffs] I had to fend of creeps before the robots, 122 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,700 I just have thirstier ones, now. 123 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:07,380 Besides, I just- have to do this! 124 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,170 - Lemme rephrase: 125 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:14,100 I don't like how many creeps you have now, thanks to Mammon. 126 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:19,100 And I don't like designing sex toys with your likeness for him! 127 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:21,650 Pretty sure you feel the same. 128 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,368 - I just don't think about it, a toy is a toy! 129 00:06:24,571 --> 00:06:27,000 Look, Ozz, I'm fine. 130 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,750 Working for Mammon is a big deal to me. 131 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 He's been my idol since I was five, 132 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:36,000 I can't just- not compete! I'd be letting him down! 133 00:06:36,030 --> 00:06:37,150 Th-the fans down! 134 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,710 - Mammon can eat my ass. 135 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:41,150 In a bad way. 136 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:45,070 Fizz, I've known that guy since the start of Hell, and 137 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,000 He. Fucking. Sucks. Always has! 138 00:06:48,030 --> 00:06:50,950 He doesn't even do clown shit anymore. 139 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:52,786 [Sighs] 140 00:06:53,029 --> 00:06:57,718 I just don't want you doing all this for someone's approval. 141 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:00,200 Sometimes heroes let you down. 142 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:04,757 - I know, Ozz. But this- i-is for me. 143 00:07:04,843 --> 00:07:07,090 I don't wanna lose. 144 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:11,229 [Eating sounds] 145 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,300 - [Mouth full] Yello? 146 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:18,255 - Is this- Fizz's former bestie, then lifelong enemy, 147 00:07:18,285 --> 00:07:21,650 then recent hero, now newly rekindled sort of friend, Blitzø? 148 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,300 - Ehn, that is a weird way to put it, but eeyup, that's me. 149 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:26,140 - This is Asmodeus. 150 00:07:26,170 --> 00:07:29,080 - Oh shit, the big Ozz himself! Heh, is there a reason you're 151 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:32,600 calling me on the weekend Your sin- sinness? Sinfulness? Sin- 152 00:07:32,629 --> 00:07:34,800 [stammering] Royal, big man? 153 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,500 - You've lived rent free in Fizz's head for years, 154 00:07:37,530 --> 00:07:41,000 so I can't help feel he values your take on things. 155 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:44,300 - Yeah I was the one who usually had the stronger opinions. Yeah like, 156 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:48,100 like one time, he tried convincing me that juggling was cool, 157 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:50,310 but it's only a little cool at best. 158 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:54,350 - Look, he's deadset on re-entering Greed's yearly clown pageant. 159 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:56,200 - [Sarcastically] Wow, big fucking surprise there. 160 00:07:56,230 --> 00:07:59,000 I was hoping to have some- 161 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:03,200 backup in convincing him that this thing is a waste of time. 162 00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:05,700 - What? why? Doesn't he always win? 163 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:09,000 - 'Cause Mammon is a selfish, manipulative, piece of shit! 164 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:13,950 And Fizz doesn't listen to me when I try to tell him that. 165 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:16,920 - Well my special skills are killing things without giving fucks- 166 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:19,300 and pointing out people's flaaaws... 167 00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:20,720 Alright, count me in! 168 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,000 - Hup- hup- Hey! [Crowd cheering] 169 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:26,186 BLITZØ: Fuck! 170 00:08:26,187 --> 00:08:31,170 CROWD: We love you Fizz! Yeah, baby, yeah!! 171 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,500 BLITZØ: Wow, I have not been to a crowd event in years. 172 00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:35,410 - Can you remind me why you're here, again? 173 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:37,500 ASMODEUS: I uuuh- invited him. 174 00:08:37,530 --> 00:08:40,260 To help you, with extra security. You know your fans. 175 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:44,445 Since I can't be with you, I felt he'd be the next best thing. 176 00:08:44,475 --> 00:08:46,990 - He'd be the next best thing? 177 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,775 - Well he kept you safe when I wasn't able to, 178 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:51,550 so I trust that. 179 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,700 [High-pitched laugh] Ha- hmm. 180 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:57,300 - [Grumbling] Mmm-hmm. L'il sus, babe. 181 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,000 CROWD: You're doing an awesome job, Fizzarolli! 182 00:09:02,030 --> 00:09:03,620 BLITZØ: Come on, it's just like old times. 183 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:05,700 I'll make sure no one gives you shit, today. 184 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,000 - You mean besides you? 185 00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:09,460 - Aaay, there he is! 186 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,750 Now how's my bright, shiny, brand baby doing? 187 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:15,570 Ready to reclaim your win another year? Yeah? 188 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,485 - [Muffled] You know it, Mammon sir. 189 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,685 - Goooood, cause, you know, 190 00:09:19,715 --> 00:09:23,191 I saw your competition, and it's pretty stiff, right? 191 00:09:23,391 --> 00:09:27,235 You are gonna have to try extra hard like- fixin' that posture. 192 00:09:27,265 --> 00:09:30,250 Not gonna lie, you're looking a bit chungo, yeah? 193 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:34,240 Maybe lose a few so we don't gotta make any more adjustments to the Fizzies. 194 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:36,200 People like 'em skinny as FUCK. 195 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:39,710 - Oh- right, sir. Of course! I'll work on that. 196 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:40,785 - What?! 197 00:09:40,815 --> 00:09:44,250 - Oh. And who's this dumpster-diver ya got here with ya? 198 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,030 BLITZØ: Hi, yes, nice to meet you, 199 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:48,300 I'm the one who saw through your fake-ass bullshit from the day 200 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:53,070 I had to spend all my savings on the shit covered, dick show you called a performance. 201 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,480 Thanks for that, by the way. 202 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:58,300 - Haha- ha- ignore him, sir. He's uh- he's like this all the time. 203 00:09:58,330 --> 00:09:59,525 He thinks he's funny. 204 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:00,555 - Offended. 205 00:10:00,585 --> 00:10:01,585 - Riiight, yeah. 206 00:10:01,615 --> 00:10:03,886 You can shut your [HONK] ass mouth, boy. 207 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,400 I'll see you on stage! 208 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:08,500 And don't forget to fuckin' smile Fizzarolli. 209 00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:10,740 The smile is the face people like to 210 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:13,600 seeee froooom you! 211 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,750 BLITZØ: Wow that guy sucks so hard. 212 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:16,780 - Look Blitzø, 213 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:18,500 I don't know why Ozz brought you here, 214 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:21,325 but can you at least not talk back to my boss?! 215 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:22,930 I need this gig! 216 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:26,300 - Why? Don't you have the world's best sugar daddy? 217 00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:29,500 - I just need it, okay?! [Sighs] 218 00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:31,630 Smile inside and out. 219 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:35,400 CROWD: We love you, Fizz! 220 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:37,670 CROWD: Ready for another win, Fizz? 221 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:39,000 - Oh, pfft- well, 222 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,500 I don't wanna assume, 223 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:44,730 but as always I have an act that's without a doubt gonna- 224 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,760 GLITZ: Fucking lose. GLAM: Fucking lose. 225 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,500 [Gasps] 226 00:10:53,935 --> 00:10:55,360 - Oooh, fun. 227 00:10:55,390 --> 00:10:57,300 You gals gonna be competing as well? 228 00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:58,330 That's really nice. 229 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,400 - You can shut up now you fugly imp. 230 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:03,600 - Yeah, see we didn't come to chat. We came to win. 231 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,200 - Wow, what attractive attitudes you got. 232 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:10,070 - Like we care what your opinion is Fizza- ah- 233 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,050 - rotty! 234 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:12,370 - Shut up, I was thinking of one! 235 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,300 - Should've been faster. 236 00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:14,000 - Whore! 237 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:15,600 - Slow-ass, bitch. 238 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:17,670 BLITZØ: You know it's pretty telling that you snatches can't even 239 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,940 keep your stupid mirror schtick together. 240 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,130 It ain't cute. 241 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,370 - We don't need to. 242 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,760 - We put our energy towards our performance. 243 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,510 - And winning Mammon's favor. 244 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:31,300 - Oh, well. I look forward to seeing what you do, and may the best clown w- 245 00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:33,700 GLAM: We plan to. GLITZ: We plan to. [laughs] 246 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:34,800 - Win. 247 00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:38,000 [Music starts] - Aw man, I didn't a rat's ass about this competition, 248 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,240 but Christ on a stick Fizz, 249 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:43,000 pile drive those sluts. 250 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:45,900 ANNOUNCER: We've certainly got some quality up here tonight, folks. 251 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:48,600 Will Mr. 10 years running come out on top? 252 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:50,550 Or is it time for fresh meat? 253 00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:52,600 ♪ Juggling, it's objectively cool ♪ 254 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,500 ♪ Our returning champ is nobody's fool ♪ 255 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:55,430 ♪ But what's this? ♪ 256 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:57,400 ♪ The twins bring it up to the wire ♪ 257 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:58,910 ♪ Also, they're on fire ♪ 258 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,700 ♪ Points for style (Points for style) ♪ 259 00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:02,600 ♪ The crowd goes wild (Crowd goes wild) ♪ 260 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,630 ♪ It's the pie gag and the twins want a taste, ♪ 261 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:05,530 ♪ but what's this? ♪ 262 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,700 ♪ It's Fizz in the face ♪ 263 00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:08,690 ♪ He takes the cake and he eats it, too ♪ 264 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,600 ♪ He's hungry to win, and he's covered in goo ♪ 265 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,600 ♪ That's point for cream the crowd screams ♪ 266 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:14,630 ♪ Ba-ba-ballons he's pumping them out ♪ 267 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:16,930 ♪ From where I'm sittin' you can hear the crowd ♪ 268 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,600 ♪ Not give a shit cause the twins are here ♪ 269 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:20,900 ♪ They're full of sin and they're here to win ♪ 270 00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:24,900 ♪ Holy moly, things are not looking good for Fizz-a-rolli ♪♪ 271 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:26,330 MAMMON: And now you [HONK], 272 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,870 we are down to our clowny finalists. 273 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,300 My very own pride and joy, 274 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:34,800 the marketable son I never had, 275 00:12:34,801 --> 00:12:36,550 Fizzarolli! 276 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,500 [Crowd cheering] 277 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:43,150 And the surprisingly funny women act that made me reflect on my earlier statements: 278 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,080 The Glam Sisters! 279 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,300 Now we're gonna have a quick meet 'n greet with our finalists, 280 00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:52,600 so fork it over kitties! 281 00:12:52,630 --> 00:12:56,430 You know it's worth it! [Manaical laugh] 282 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,900 FIZZAROLLI: Hey Mammon, uh- I may not be uh- 283 00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:15,160 i-in the right headspace to interact with the fans right now. 284 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:17,960 Is it okay if I maybe skip the whole thing? 285 00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:19,590 - Psh, of course not. 286 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:22,500 - I just really don't think that I'm really [muffled speaking sounds] 287 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:24,390 - Aaaw, come on Fizzie my boy. 288 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:26,600 Don't you wanna do this for your fans? 289 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:27,837 Listen to them, [Rabid crowd noises] 290 00:13:27,857 --> 00:13:29,990 they're dying to meet you! 291 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:32,029 Dying to see your little Fizzie face! 292 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,500 You gotta make a good impression, mate. 293 00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:35,730 The better the impression, 294 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,530 the more they'll want a piece of you they can take home and fuck! 295 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,960 Don't you want that, Fizzie? 296 00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:44,900 To be fucked?! - Uhhh, I mean, [stammering] 297 00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:46,400 no, not really actually. 298 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,450 - Fizzie, I-I'm not gonna lie, 299 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,599 I want that. 300 00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:53,090 So come on, just do this one thing for me. 301 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,200 - [Muffled] Okay, sir. 302 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,301 - Aw, you're a bloody legend, Fizzie! 303 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,750 They're gonna wanna fuck you, 304 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:02,120 like you're fucking my heart with joooy right now! 305 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,250 Now get out there and make me proud, 306 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,150 you stupid, little, [HONK]. 307 00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:07,570 [Fizzarolli coughing] 308 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,450 BLITZØ: Wow Fizz, 309 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,785 you let him talk to you like that? 310 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,500 You got some kinda secret kink I should know about or something? 311 00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,030 - It's just how he is. 312 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:16,120 - I mean shit, if he talked to me that way, 313 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:17,490 - [Groans] Ugh, it's fine. 314 00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,570 Heya folks, where ya from? 315 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,570 Oh Lust, love it there, obviously. 316 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,820 Wet dreamsville, hah! Best pharmacies in Hell! 317 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:27,570 Ragesburg well, 318 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,500 [Southern accent] Nice to meet cha, partner. 319 00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:31,410 Ha ha, I don't do accents. Fun! 320 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,470 Ah, nice to meet you, too! 321 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,600 Thank you so much for coming to the show. 322 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,986 [Crowd chanting] Fizz! Fizz! Fizz! Fizz! 323 00:14:57,550 --> 00:15:00,700 - I hope you're excited for the biiig finale! 324 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:05,980 FAN: Boo! Boo! Sellout piece of shit! 325 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,700 - Uh- wh- c-come again? 326 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:12,260 FAN: Ughh, you're act is such fucking trash; always has been. 327 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,100 Except now, 328 00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:18,390 I have to see your smug face plastered on everything, everywhere! 329 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:22,100 And, you can't read all about it on my review blog: 330 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,000 fuck-Fizz-but-not-in-a-sexy-way 331 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:26,600 dot-compainer, dot-com, dot-org, dot-gov. 332 00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:29,100 - Hah, well, anyway folks heh. 333 00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:31,660 - You're not even a clown anymore. 334 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:36,170 All you do is work at that overpriced, sleaze joint, 335 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:39,420 and then every year you come back here to put us 336 00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,530 through the same tired, old routine. 337 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:45,330 Is there a single original idea in that head? 338 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,200 - I uh- uh- uuuh- [shaky laugh] 339 00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:51,930 - You fucking suck, and so do your products. 340 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,730 Your sex-bots can't even get me off right, you know- 341 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,750 [Blitzø grunts] 342 00:15:56,780 --> 00:16:00,370 What? Still think you're too good to even talk to me? 343 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,730 Still gotta get this chump to stand in for you? 344 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,870 You're fucking pathetic. 345 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:09,600 To think, what we could've been together if 346 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:13,370 you hadn't been too up your own ass to listen! Ugh! 347 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,000 - Yeah, one more word out of you twat stan 348 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:19,500 Imma blow your head clean open in front of all these fucking kids. 349 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:24,271 FIZZAROLLI: [Hyperventilating] 350 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:29,560 - [Manaical laughter] 351 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:34,270 You're not done with me, Fizzarolli. 352 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,300 FIZZAROLLI: [Hyperventilating] 353 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,830 - Hey, hey- woah woah, you good? 354 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:41,201 - [Startled scream] 355 00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:44,130 - Yeah, mate? You alright Fizzie? 356 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:49,880 - Yeah- yeah, yeah I'm fine. I'm- I'm fine, yeah, heh. 357 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,500 - Tell you what, 358 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,790 I'll let the hotties go on before ya, 359 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:56,880 give ya some time to get your shit together. 360 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,360 Get your shit together, Fizzie. 361 00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:02,330 You're a bloody legend. 362 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,553 You're a bloody legend, ya bitch! 363 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,300 BLITZØ: Oh shit, that guy got to you, didn't he? 364 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,660 You know you don't have to- 365 00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:13,600 - I do Blitzø, I do. 366 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:14,990 - Fucking hell, Fizz this is stupid. 367 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,000 That clown shit is not this important. 368 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,930 - This job is! 369 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,450 Without it I'll lose- 370 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,400 GLAM: Everything. GLITZ: Everything! [Evil laughter] 371 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,050 - Seriously that guy is a fucking dick, 372 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,330 and he's using you for everything 373 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,420 cause you're likable, and he's a fucking trash fire. 374 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:36,250 - No, he's not! He's just trying to make me good enough. 375 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,050 - Good enough for what? 376 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:48,240 [Pop music starts] 377 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,230 - ♪ Get ready for the new look ♪ 378 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:54,500 ♪ New rhythym and a new hook ♪ 379 00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:55,500 ♪ Not here to cuddle ♪ 380 00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:57,200 ♪ more like leave you in a puddle ♪ 381 00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:59,670 ♪ Little double trouble got ya boy shook ♪ 382 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,950 - ♪ Ha, ha, here's the sitch' ♪ 383 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,240 [Rapping] ♪ Feed sin with ya taxes ♪ 384 00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:04,010 [Rapping] ♪ Greedy greed wins where the cash is ♪ 385 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,500 ♪ Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses ♪ 386 00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:10,100 [Together] ♪ Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night ♪ 387 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,750 ♪ Well money can't buy happiness ♪ 388 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,940 ♪ But it can rent you paradise ♪ 389 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,700 ♪ Give in to temptation ♪ 390 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,900 ♪ Take your time I'll be patient ♪ 391 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,600 ♪ Be my little piggy let me ♪ 392 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:25,000 ♪ scratch your dirty itch ♪ 393 00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:27,790 ♪ I'm a klown, bitch ♪ 394 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,660 ♪ Fix up your frown, bitch ♪ 395 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,860 ♪ Gimme the crown, bitch ♪ 396 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,240 ♪ You hear that sound ♪ 397 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:37,840 ♪ You're goin' down ♪ 398 00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:40,270 ♪ Cause I'm a klown, bitch ♪ 399 00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,000 - ♪ Get ready for a- ♪♪ 400 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:49,200 [Heavy breathing] 401 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:51,660 - O-Okay, Fizz. You can do this. 402 00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,500 You can do this. You can do this. 403 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:57,060 It's okay, it's fine. You have a show to do soon, it's fine. 404 00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,640 [Gasps] Oh- oh no, oh- no, no, no, no. 405 00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:01,470 [Strained] No, no- 406 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:09,220 [Hyperventilating] 407 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:13,400 It's okay, you're fine. You need to be fine. 408 00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:15,450 ASMODEUS: Fizz! Are you okay? 409 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,650 - Why does everyone keep asking me that?? 410 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,660 You shouldn't be here, Asmodeus. 411 00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:21,930 I'm fine, please! - [Struggling grunts] 412 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,300 [Mumbling] Come on. 413 00:19:24,743 --> 00:19:25,830 Froggie. 414 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,021 - I'm fine! I'm fine! 415 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,850 Just needed a minute! 416 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,500 - You aren't okay, you're shaking. 417 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:35,400 - Ozz, I'm about to go on for the finale, 418 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:37,760 I need some time to mentally prepare. 419 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,270 - Fizz, come on! 420 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,600 I'm trying to talk to you, 421 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:41,464 You can't force yourself to- 422 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,300 - [Interrupting] Ozz, 423 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,800 I have to do this. 424 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,930 This could be my last chance to prove that I'm still good at this. 425 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,330 That it's not over! 426 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,870 That I'm still good enough! 427 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,000 It's not just Mammon. 428 00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:53,250 I'm fine. 429 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,200 I just- need to be better. 430 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:58,300 - You think you need to be this perfect, model performer, 431 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:02,000 but that's because Mammon is always forcing that image onto you! 432 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,550 - But everything I have is because of Mammon. 433 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:12,300 I have this life. I have security. I have you. 434 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,600 Without Mammon I wouldn't be- 435 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,000 I wouldn't have- 436 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:21,150 I just- I have to win this. 437 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,750 - Fizzie. 438 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,360 - I don't want to lose. 439 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,030 Because I feel like if I lose this, 440 00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:29,000 I lose you. 441 00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:32,400 - [Scoffs] How would you lose me? 442 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:33,950 Come on, Froggie. 443 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:36,870 - You're with me because of who I am at my best! 444 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,360 I'm barely worthy of working with a King of Sin 445 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,870 cause THIS is who I am. 446 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:45,470 Without all this, I'm just nothing, 447 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,370 and Mammon made me this. 448 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,760 I owe it all to him. 449 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:53,960 - Fizz, Mammon didn't do shit. 450 00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:55,500 You already were this. 451 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:57,660 You'd be this no matter what! 452 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,600 You are the most inspiring demon I have ever known, 453 00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:05,470 and meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me. 454 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,170 I adore your inventiveness, 455 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,000 your attitude, 456 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,300 your resilience. 457 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,300 And- 458 00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:13,160 you're just the cutest little thing alive. [Fizzarolli laughs] 459 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,270 Also, 460 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:18,970 you are a waaaay better performer than Mammon ever was, 461 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,800 and thaaat's just facts. 462 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:23,400 - It's- It's hard, you know? 463 00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:24,800 To t-trust that. 464 00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:26,400 I- I just- 465 00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,850 I love you so much, Ozzie. 466 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,120 - And I love you too, Fizzarolli. 467 00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:36,560 And I would whether you win this bullshit or not. 468 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:38,470 - Well, I kinda spent my whole warmup 469 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,350 [Music starts] having a panic attack, haha. 470 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:45,550 - ♪ Crooked horn, crooked grin. ♪ 471 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,100 ♪ You're a crooked, horny, ♪ 472 00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:51,070 ♪ freaky, little joker. ♪ - ♪ You're a deadly sin. ♪ 473 00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:54,850 - ♪ And I don't wanna hear another goddamn word about ♪ 474 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,170 ♪ Win, win, win. ♪ 475 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,600 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, I think you're messy, ♪ 476 00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:03,730 ♪ but I'm messy, too. ♪ 477 00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:05,330 [Guitar strumming] 478 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:09,100 ♪ No, no, no, I wouldn't clean a thing ♪ 479 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:12,630 ♪ when I ended up with you. ♪ 480 00:22:12,730 --> 00:22:13,800 [Guitar strumming] 481 00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:17,100 - ♪ I don't know you waste your time on me ♪ 482 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,600 [Spoken] - ♪ Baby, all I got is time. ♪ 483 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:22,800 - ♪ When there's so much I'll never be. ♪ 484 00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:24,660 - [Laughs] 485 00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:26,400 ♪ Holy shit, babe. ♪ 486 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:29,850 ♪ There's so much you can't see. ♪ 487 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,500 - ♪ What can't I see? ♪ 488 00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:34,900 [Together] ♪ Oh, oh, ♪ 489 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:36,700 ASMODEUS: ♪ you're a broken record, ♪ 490 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,250 ♪ don't you ever shut your crooked little lips ♪ 491 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,370 - [Spoken] ♪ What do you want me to do with my lips? Heh-heh. ♪ 492 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,800 [Together] ♪ Oh, oh, oh you sure are lucky ♪ 493 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:47,100 [Together] ♪ You make my crooked heart do ♪ 494 00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:49,550 [Together] ♪ freaky, little flips. ♪ 495 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,660 - ♪ You make my crooked heart do ♪ 496 00:22:52,690 --> 00:22:54,530 ♪ "Froggie" little flips. ♪♪ 497 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,150 - Ribbit. [Laughs] 498 00:22:58,150 --> 00:22:59,650 [Sighs happily] 499 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:06,300 [Kissing sounds] 500 00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:09,300 FAN: You're gonna listen to me now, BITCH. 501 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:13,950 - Oh so you two are an item? 502 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:17,700 Well congratulations you fucking hypocrites. 503 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,750 MAMMON: Uuuh- D-Don't worry folks. 504 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:27,750 I-I'm sure Fizzarolli will be out soon with a grand fucking performance. 505 00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:29,550 [Explosion] 506 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:48,050 [Applause and cheers] 507 00:23:48,990 --> 00:23:52,550 [Dramatic music starts] ♪ I have wasted time. ♪ 508 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,550 ♪ I have seen my use. ♪ 509 00:23:56,750 --> 00:24:00,630 ♪ I have packaged and sold every part of me! ♪ 510 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:04,800 ♪ Suffered a lifetime of abuse. ♪ 511 00:24:04,830 --> 00:24:08,600 ♪ I have lost myself. ♪ 512 00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:13,000 ♪ I have worshipped at your feet. ♪ 513 00:24:13,030 --> 00:24:16,730 ♪ And here I am standing on top of the world ♪ 514 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:21,730 ♪ with some bitches to defeat. ♪ 515 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,960 ♪ I've played the game, I've won it all. ♪ 516 00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:27,800 ♪ They've screamed my name, ♪ 517 00:24:27,830 --> 00:24:29,660 ♪ they bought the doll. ♪ 518 00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:31,600 ♪ I've seized the day, ♪ 519 00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:36,070 ♪ now I've got one thing left to say-ay-ay, ♪ 520 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,030 ♪ Fuck you! ♪ 521 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:41,930 ♪ Here's my two-minutes notice, fuck you! ♪ 522 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,490 ♪ Time to quit and smell the roses. ♪ 523 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,830 ♪ Say goodbye, ♪ 524 00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:52,920 ♪ While I look you the in eye and say, Fuck you! ♪ 525 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,390 MAMMON: [Spoken] Interesting song. 526 00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,730 I wonder what fuckin' this is about. FIZZ: ♪ Fuckity, fuckity, fuckity fuckity you! ♪ 527 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:57,760 ASMODEUS: [Spoken] It's about you. 528 00:24:57,790 --> 00:24:59,600 MAMMON: [Spoken] Wait, what? FIZZ: ♪ Fuck you! ♪ 529 00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:03,390 ♪ I have taken shit. ♪ 530 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:07,330 ♪ Been crushed under your heel. ♪ 531 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,550 ♪ I have suffered for profit ♪ 532 00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:11,350 ♪ and suckered for fame, ♪ 533 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:15,100 ♪ made a fortune you could steal. ♪ 534 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:20,000 ♪ I've had enough, I've hit the wall. ♪ 535 00:25:20,030 --> 00:25:23,900 ♪ I'm tired of taking your calls. ♪ 536 00:25:23,930 --> 00:25:25,730 ♪ It ends today, ♪ 537 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:30,330 ♪ Now there's just one last thing to say-ay-ay, ♪ 538 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,230 ♪ Fuck you! ♪ 539 00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:35,860 ♪ I wish I'd said it sooner, fuck you! ♪ 540 00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:38,870 ♪ Cut you off, just like a tumor! ♪ 541 00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:42,390 ♪ Hope you die, ♪ 542 00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:47,750 ♪ Kiss my ass goodbye, you cuck, fuck you! ♪ 543 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,500 Eeugh- 544 00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:51,760 [Circusy music] ♪ Have you ever felt sick and tired ♪ 545 00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:54,160 ♪ of doing the same shit everyday with your anger brewin' ♪ 546 00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:56,060 ♪ Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyin' ♪ 547 00:25:56,090 --> 00:25:58,150 ♪ If you ever felt the same let me hear ya say it! ♪ 548 00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:02,000 [With ensemble] ♪ Did you really think I was gonna stay? ♪ 549 00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:05,730 ♪ Spending life bent over with your fist in my "a". ♪ 550 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,130 ♪ Slander me, say I'll never work in this town, ♪ 551 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:14,000 ♪ If I stick around I'll be six more feet under the ground! ♪ 552 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,100 ENSEMBLE: ♪ (Fuck you!) ♪ 553 00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:16,200 FIZZ: ♪ Wo-oh-oh! ♪ 554 00:26:16,230 --> 00:26:18,850 - ♪ (Here's my two minute's notice, fuck you!) ♪ - ♪ Suck it, greedy bastard! ♪ 555 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,400 - ♪ You're a fucking, ass clown! ♪ - ♪ (Time to quit and smell the roses!) ♪ 556 00:26:22,430 --> 00:26:26,000 [With ensemble] ♪ Say goodbye, ♪ 557 00:26:26,030 --> 00:26:29,700 ♪ too late to apologize! ♪ 558 00:26:29,730 --> 00:26:34,000 ♪ So this is it, ♪ 559 00:26:34,030 --> 00:26:37,300 ♪ Mammon you sad sack of shit, ♪ 560 00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:45,170 ♪ Fuck yooou! ♪ 561 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,670 - ♪ You bitch! ♪ 562 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,384 ♪ Yeah!! ♪♪ 563 00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:01,460 Thank you all so much. 564 00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:02,330 You know, 565 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:06,300 it's always been one of the greatest thrills of my life performing. 566 00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:10,300 And I'm so glad to bring you all one, last show. 567 00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:15,000 Cause now, 568 00:27:15,950 --> 00:27:17,250 I quit! 569 00:27:20,150 --> 00:27:21,635 - Pffbth! WHAT?! 570 00:27:23,650 --> 00:27:26,390 QUIT?! You miserable piece of shit! 571 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:27,485 What do you mean quit? 572 00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:30,370 - I meaaan, I quit. I'm done, 573 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,350 [Australian accent] G'day, mate! 574 00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:38,100 - [Growling] 575 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,770 [Fizzarolli gasps] 576 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,690 ASMODEUS: Oh that, motherfucker. 577 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:50,150 MAMMON: [Growls] You fucking ungrateful little shit! 578 00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:52,960 [Growls intensify and turn into a scream.] 579 00:27:52,990 --> 00:27:55,460 I gave you everything!! 580 00:27:55,490 --> 00:27:57,400 You are practically in my image! 581 00:27:57,430 --> 00:28:00,630 I raised you like the son I didn't want! 582 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:10,150 ASMODEUS: [Growls] You'd better back the fuck up, Mam. 583 00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:12,800 - Ho-ly shit! I say, I say. 584 00:28:12,830 --> 00:28:14,250 - Ha-ha, hooo. 585 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,530 Look who's acting like a big fuckin' hero. 586 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:19,850 Careful what you say, Ozzie. 587 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,930 Wouldn't want your little secret getting out, 588 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,070 would we? 589 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:26,370 - I don't care anymore! 590 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,400 - Ozz? 591 00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:29,650 - Because if you let him quit, 592 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,760 I could tell everyone hereee that you- 593 00:28:32,790 --> 00:28:36,740 - What? That I love him? Well I do! 594 00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:41,755 CROWD: [Fangirling] I knew it, I knew it! 595 00:28:42,330 --> 00:28:46,730 - Oh- uh. Shit. Ah- you dirty bitch. 596 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:52,030 You are gonna regret revealing that, Ozz. 597 00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:55,014 [Sinister laugh] [Fizzarolli growls] 598 00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:58,350 [Laughing continues] 599 00:28:58,550 --> 00:29:02,050 [Screaming] 600 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:11,330 [Sighs happily] 601 00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:13,450 - So does that mean we win? 602 00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:16,230 ACK!! 603 00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:21,900 [Lovey-dovey giggling] 604 00:29:21,930 --> 00:29:23,010 BLITZØ: So um, 605 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:24,750 who tops? 606 00:29:26,150 --> 00:29:27,400 [Fizzarolli groans] 607 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,280 ♪ I'm a klown, bitch ♪ 608 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,490 ♪ Fix up your frown, bitch ♪ 609 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,650 ♪ Gimme the crown, bitch ♪ 610 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,930 ♪ You hear that sound ♪ 611 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,700 ♪ You're goin' down ♪ 612 00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:46,000 ♪ Cause I'm a klown, bitch ♪ 613 00:29:46,030 --> 00:29:49,270 GLAM: ♪ Special occasions splurge on the urge to go make a mistake ♪ 614 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:52,500 GLITZ: ♪ Give you a birthday reward if you can afford all this cake ♪ 615 00:29:52,530 --> 00:29:55,700 GLAM: ♪ Dollar-by-dollar you got me romance and lovin' is fake ♪ 616 00:29:55,730 --> 00:29:56,970 GLITZ: ♪ Max out your expense account ♪ 617 00:29:56,971 --> 00:29:58,000 GLITZ: ♪ You're paying for a- ♪ 618 00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,300 ♪ Klown, bitch ♪ 619 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:02,470 GLITZ: ♪ (I'm a klown, bitch Imma klown bitch, yeah) ♪ ♪ Fix up your frown, bitch ♪ 620 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:05,500 GLITZ: ♪ (Fix up ya frown bitch, fix ya frown, bitch) ♪ ♪ Gimme the crown, bitch ♪ 621 00:30:05,530 --> 00:30:07,220 GLITZ: ♪ (Gimme the crown, bitch, gimme that) ♪ 622 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,590 ♪ You hear that sound (uh) ♪ 623 00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:10,250 ♪ You're going down (Yeah) ♪ 624 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,410 ♪ Cause I'm a klown, bitch ♪ 625 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,110 GLITZ: ♪ [Laughter] (Oh) ♪ 626 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,460 ♪ Gimme the crown, bitch ♪ 627 00:30:19,490 --> 00:30:20,530 GLITZ: ♪ (Ooh) ♪ 628 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,150 GLITZ: [Laughter] 629 00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:26,000 ♪ Cause I'm a klown, bitch! ♪♪