Leisure Suit Larry 3 Questions & Answers The Trilateral Commission is a. a Euro-funk synth band. b. the international monetary exchange regulatory agency. c. a novel by Robert Ludlum. d. the foundation for the study of foreign affairs. The answer is b. Henry "Hank" Aaron is best known for a. his prowess with a stick. b. his ability to talk to animals. c. his skill at lifting weights. d. "Hank who?" The answer is a. Acupuncture is a. the ability to accurately puncture anything. b. extremely painful. c. a style of kinky sex. d. an ancient form of Chinese medicine. The answer is d. If you inhaled Agent Orange you were probably a. in Vietnam. b. stoned. c. loaded with Vitamin C. d. able to talk like Donald Duck. The answer is a. An abacus is a. another name for a chalkboard. b. a technique for counting. c. an insignificant Roman god. d. something dirty. The answer is b. Your abdomen is located a. inside your bank. b. inside your Audi. c. beneath your chest. d. best after dark. The answer is c. A W-4 is a. the best all-around motor oil. b. a tax form. c. a fighter plane. d. Leisure Suit Larry's draft rating. The answer is b. The Electoral College is a. in upstate Vermont. b. Ronald Reagan's alma mater. c. a system of direct representation. d. ridiculous. The answer is d. The Presidency of Gerald Ford is remembered for a. the escalation of the Vietnam War. b. the beginning of the Watergate scandal. c. the decline of inflation. d. nothing much. The answer is d. OPEC is a. America's first line of defense. b. a government agency. c. the coalition of oil producing countries. d. a computer language. The answer is c. "The Andy Griffith Show" was a spinoff of a. "Make Room For Daddy." b. "Mayberry R.F.D." c. "Matlock." d. none of the above The answer is d. An aneurysm is a. a swamp-dwelling marsupial. b. quite enjoyable. c. an enlargement in an artery. d. usually caused by frog urine. The answer is c. In 1979, the Vice-President of the U.S. was nicknamed a. "Poppy." b. "Fritz." c. "Hans." d. "Dutch." The answer is b. A balloon mortgage is a. an early type of aircraft b. a kind of French torture device c. a type of home loan d. a cross-country hot air balloon race The answer is c. Who played Patty Duke's cousin on "The Patty Duke Show?" a. Patty Duke b. Pia Zadora c. Patty O'Rourke d. Patty Melt The answer is a. Krakatoa is actually ____ of Java. a. West b. East c. Northeast d. Southeast The answer is a. Jack Benny's chauffer was a. Westchester. b. Portsmouth. c. Rochester. d. underpaid. The answer is c. "Who threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's a. laundry?" b. merkin?" c. mukluks?" d. chowder?" The answer is d. "You won't have ____ to kick around any more." a. Richard Nixon b. Charles Atlas c. Al Lowe d. Pele The answer is a. "Candy is dandy, but" a. "who ordered candy?" b. "booze is badder." c. "cheddar is better." d. "liquor is quicker." The answer is d. Abbie Hoffman wrote a. "The Grapes of Wrath." b. "The Wrath of Khan." c. "Take My Wife... Please!" d. "Steal This Book." The answer is d. Who died in "Love Story?" a. Ali McGraw b. Ryan O'Neal c. Brian Piccolo d. the audience The answer is a. A philatelist is a. a humanitarian. b. a barbarian. c. one who licks and tells. d. a stamp collector. The answer is d. Comedians often play in a. the Bible Belt. b. the Corn Belt. c. the Borscht Belt. d. their food. The answer is c. "Ask any mermaid you happen to see," a. What's the finest caviar? b. What's the best tuna? c. What is Tom Hanks really like? d. Are you Shirley McClaine? The answer is b. Charles Dickens wrote a. "Tails From Two Cities." b. "David Copperfield." c. "Magic Made Easy." d. "Doug Henning." The answer is b. Lizzy Borden gave her mother a. a poem lovely as a tree. b. a cherry that had no stone. c. gray hair. d. forty whacks. The answer is d. The five Marx brothers were Groucho, Harpo, Chico, a. Bobo and Rollo. b. Zeppo and Gummo. c. Karl and Freddy. d. Scooter and Skido. The answer is b. Pesticide is a. a legal term for the murder of a younger sibling. b. a slang term for the harassing of nerds. c. a bug killer. d. taking sides with obnoxious people. The answer is c. An oil glut is a. the latest tanker spill. b. how doctors describe cholesterol in arteries. c. a typical fast-food meal. d. an overabundance of the commodity in the world markets. The answer is d. A philanthropist is a. a humanitarian. b. a stamp collector. c. a frivolous lover d. the lasso-slinging ability of Phil's aunt. The answer is a. "The Munster's" pet dragon was called a. Spot. b. Fred. c. Igor. d. Smokey. The answer is a. Cat Stevens is a. a famous cat food promoter. b. a beatnick politician of the 50's. c. a singer/songwriter who "got religion." d. Austrian. The answer is c. In the TV show "Rawhide," Rowdy Yates was played by a. Harry Carey b. Clint Eastwood c. Harry Palm d. Clint Walker The answer is b. The "Women's Suffrage" movement was run by a. Susan B. Anthony. b. Jacqueline Susann. c. Gloria Steinem. d. Paula Abdul. The answer is a. Two famous sex researchers were a. Olsen and Johnson. b. Masters and Johnson. c. Johnson and Johnson. d. Hall and Oates. The answer is b. What is a "Brainfour?" a. a thinking device b. a quadralateral circle c. an operation to remove blood clots d. a memory chip holding four times more information The answer is a. The fastest speed you would reach if you jumped off a 40-story building is a. 400 MPH (40x10.0). b. 0.4 MPH (40+4/10). c. 4 MPH (40/10). d. irrelevant to you at the time. The answer is d. Are you a kid? a. Yes, but I wanna play anyway. b. Yes. c. No. d. No, I are a grown up. The answer is c. Social Security is a. for people afraid to be alone in public. b. an underarm deodorant. c. a contract signed when you get married. d. some sort of governmental thing. The answer is d. "All Along the Watchtower" is a a. religious publication. b. song by Bob Dylan. c. nickname for guard duty during WW II. d. "Great Wall of China" fight song. The answer is b. In the 60's television show, U.N.C.L.E. stood for a. Underground National Council for Large Earlobes. b. United Network Command for Law Enforcement. c. United Naval Commission for Leaders of Europe. d. "truth, justice, and the American way." The answer is b. Vertigo is a. a balance disorder of the inner ear. b. an Alfred Hitchcock film. c. any sudden vertical movement. d. both A and B. The answer is d. Watergate is a. a hotel. b. a large, water-driven power station. c. a valve used to stop leaks in water pipes. d. German for "your father's heart." The answer is a. A "condominium" is a. a prophylactic for midgets. b. a small supermarket. c. an apartment you can purchase. d. the smallest size. The answer is c. Which was not a '60s rock group? a. The Who b. The Stones c. The Beatles d. The Bangles The answer is d. Spiro Agnew was a. a linebacker for Green Bay. b. a billionaire Greek shipping tycoon. c. an ex-con. d. pardoned. The answer is c. In 1980, Americans supported the Iranian hostages by a. not buying gasoline. b. taking out a contract on the Ayatollah. c. holding mass rallies. d. tying up innocent trees in yellow ribbons. The answer is d. In the mid-70's, you had the "dry look" if you a. had too many dry martinis for lunch. b. used a blow dryer. c. had too many dry beers after work. d. wore desert boots. The answer is b. A square root is a a. mathematical term. b. nerd cheer. c. path with no diagonal movement. d. painful condition. The answer is a. Senile people a. have been to Egypt. b. study rivers professionally. c. live in pyramids. d. (I forget the fourth answer.) The answer is d. "Brown vs Board of Education" concerned a. corporal punishment. b. desegregation. c. forced busing. d. declaring catsup a vegetable. The answer is b. Canasta is a. the capital of Haiti. b. a Cuban dance. c. a card game. d. Madonna's last name. The answer is c. If someone called you a thespian, he would probably be a. referring to your dramatic skills. b. referring to your ethnic background. c. insulting your sexual preferences. d. punched out! The answer is a. ARVN stands for the a. "American Recreational Vehicle Network." b. "Army of the Republic of Viet Nam." c. "American Rock Video Network." d. "Automatic Recovery Vehicle--Nuclear." The answer is b. "The Naked Lunch" is a. served at only your more sophisticated restaurants. b. live at CBGB's. c. available in VHS. d. a beatnik novel. The answer is d. The Gestapo was a a. now-defunct chain of Quiki-Marts in the Deep South. b. tribe of headhunters. c. WWII German police force. d. popular 60's dance. The answer is c. "LSD" is a. used to slow the spread of cancer. b. able to really mess up your head. c. any "Large Screen Display." d. a "Large Stomach Disorder." The answer is b. Analgesics are used to a. control pain. b. enhance rectal pleasure. c. prevent pregnancy. d. kill fleas. The answer is a. The term "Baby Boom" refers to the a. now-defunct practice of exploding ugly offspring. b. noise a baby's bottom makes. c. increased birthrate following WWII. d. sound a baby makes when dropped from a high building. The answer is c. Someone interested in animal husbandry a. is married to a sheep. b. petitions for animal rights. c. would be arrested in Michigan. d. breeds livestock. The answer is d. A Bar Mitzvah is a a. famous Manhattan gay bar. b. Jewish religious ceremony. c. Yiddish granola bar. d. special kind of cracker. The answer is b. The Big Bang is a. the title of a hit porno movie. b. Bernard Goetz's favorite sound. c. how the universe got its start. d. a 27-car pileup. The answer is c. The U.S. Vice-President elected in 1988 was a. J. Danforth Quayle. b. not ready for prime time. c. "No Jack Kennedy." d. All of the above. The answer is d. What is interface protocol? a. a required course in "The Famous Beauticians School" b. Chapter Three of "How to Earn Big Bucks as an Ambassador" c. foreplay between consenting computers d. when the eyes and the nose cast their "Ayes" and "Nos" The answer is c. Josephine the _____ a. Bonaparte b. Manicurist c. Eighth d. Plumber The answer is d. Who had a rabbit and a talking grandfather clock? a. Captain Kangaroo b. Glenn Close c. Jimmy Stewart d. Pee Wee Herman The answer is a. What band was Paul McCartney in before Wings? a. Menudo b. The Beatles c. The Monkees d. The Traveling Wilburys The answer is b. If they could just stay little until their _____ wear out. a. Carters b. undies c. kidneys d. Legos The answer is a. What was the first TV show with the sound of a flushing toilet? a. "Maude" b. "The Jeffersons" c. "American Top 40" d. "All in the Family" The answer is d. What TV show featured an appearance by Richard Nixon? a. "Hello, Larry." b. "Mr. President." c. "Laugh-In." d. A special 2-hour "Love Boat." The answer is c. The phrase "Cutting the cheese" refers to a. hors d'oeuvres preparation. b. topping another French chef. c. leaving a warm climate. d. flatulence. The answer is d. Which of the following was NOT a carbonated drink? a. "Nik-L-Nip" b. "Vita-Cola" c. "Moxie" d. "Mr. Pibb" The answer is a. The "Domino Theory" refers to a. "30 minutes! Guaranteed!!" b. Southeast Asia. c. the speed of collapsing rows of vertical dominoes. d. the non-Latin Mass. The answer is b. "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" is a. a typo. b. misspelled. c. an adjective. d. a palindrome. The answer is c. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's last name was a. Parker. b. Gale. c. Gumm. d. Minelli. The answer is b. Who fought the Battle of the Bulge? a. General Ullyses S. Grant b. Colonel Tom Parker c. General MacAuliffe d. Elizabeth Taylor The answer is c. Muhammad Ali was originally known as a. Cassius Clay. b. Titus Andronicus. c. Sonny Liston. d. Wally Cox. The answer is a. Marijuana has never been called a. pot. b. grass. c. reefer. d. off. The answer is d. Who never won the Nobel Peace Prize? a. Teddy Roosevelt b. Henry Kissinger c. Linus Pauling d. Pope John XXIII The answer is c. In the Spanish Civil War, the Fascists defeated the a. Democrats. b. Republicans. c. Libertarians. d. Armada. The answer is c. Ronald Reagan was never a a. sportscaster. b. professional football player. c. governor. d. napper. The answer is b. The Mason-Dixon Line is a a. betting spread. b. geometry problem. c. surveying boundary. d. type of fishing gear. The answer is c. Muhammed Ali was known for a. his skill as a poet. b. missing the draft. c. boxing. d. All of the above. The answer is d. Which of the following is not a Woody Allen film? a. "Exteriors" b. "Manhattan" c. "Annie Hall" d. "Bananas" The answer is a. People discussing arms control are a. involved in the prosthetics industry. b. mitigating the destructiveness of war. c. preparing for short arms inspection. d. practicing cheerleading. The answer is b. Artificial insemination is the a. study of plastic plants. b. study of sex among the insemians. c. technique widely used to breed animals. d. safest form of sex. The answer is c. Artificial intelligence is a. computers pretending to be human. b. humans pretending to be computers. c. an oxy-moron. d. a blow-up doll. The answer is a. The author of this game likes to wear his hair a. parted on the left. b. parted on the right. c. long. d. on the inside. The answer is d. Mikhail Baryshnikov is famous for? a. being an ex-Commie b. wearing tight underwear c. performing while on tip-toes d. All of the above. The answer is d. What occurred at the Bay of Pigs? a. Many ugly women took a bath. b. A big mistake. c. The first bacon factory was established. d. Columbus arrived in America. The answer is b. Which was not a Beatles song? a. "Please, Please Me" b. "Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da" c. "Put This In Your Mouth" d. "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill" The answer is c. Pearl Harbor is best known for a. being a great place to shop for necklaces. b. her five years as a Washington D. C. madam. c. being bombed during World War II. d. her singing voice. The answer is c. Macadamia nuts are a. caused by infrequent bathing. b. extremely painful. c. usually supplied with batteries. d. common in Hawaii. The answer is d. Mace is a. liquid tear gas. b. a mild aphrodisiac. c. best applied as a topical lubricant. d. a brand of underarm deodorant. The answer is a. If "the rabbit died," what really happened is a. its ears went limp. b. somebody's been doing something to someone. c. you need a different brand of rabbit chow. d. there'll be no more rabbit poop around the house. The answer is b. What can you get in a "red light" district? a. in many cases, trouble b. the Blue Plate Special c. outdoor lighting fixtures d. lingerie The answer is a. To impress your date, you should a. sing (loudly) Barry Manilow's greatest hits. b. casually mention how you flunked your last blood test. c. not bring up the vast quantities of ear hair they have. d. discuss your plans to continue living at home with Mom. The answer is c. According to men, women think foreplay should last a. longer. b. much longer. c. much much longer. d. All of the above. The answer is d. I am easily offended by a. nudity. b. racial humor. c. foul language. d. None of the above. The answer is d. The rhythm method is a. how drummers do it. b. a popular form of birth control. c. percussive in nature. d. a way to fool around while listening to music. The answer is b. Eleven inches is a. a foot. b. a yard. c. .70 meters d. more than I have. The answer is d. Who should be on top, the male or the female? a. On top of what? b. the male c. the female d. What species? The answer is d. Which of the following does not belong? a. walking the dog b. hunting beaver c. chasing tail d. trolling The answer is a. How many virgin cheerleaders are there? a. Five million. b. Two thousand. c. One hundred. d. Too many. The answer is d. Which of the following does not belong? a. Safe b. Raincoat c. Tire iron d. Condom The answer is c. Who comes on New Year's Eve? a. Santa Claus b. The Easter Bunny c. Jason d. Sometimes, me The answer is d. A conundrum is a. used to prevent disease. b. a riddle. c. a yuppie habitat (sometimes known as a "condo"). d. a musical instrument of the percussion family. The answer is b. What lies on the back of a Playboy centerfold? a. several jokes b. a tattoo c. her boyfriend d. a hairy wart The answer is a. What celebrity was the first Ronald McDonald? a. Willard Scott b. Larry Laffer c. Ronald Reagan d. Bert Parks The answer is a. A homophone is a. opposed to the gay lifestyle. b. in favor of the gay lifestyle. c. a word that sounds like another word. d. a communication device. The answer is c. What is "Where the Rubber hits the Road?" a. Trojan b. Firestone c. The Hollywood Drive-In Theatre d. Galoshes, Inc. The answer is b. Who does not belong? a. Marilyn Monroe b. Phyllis Diller c. Jayne Mansfield d. Bo Derek The answer is b. A reefer is a. to give to or assign to someone. b. a good place to store beer. c. where ships often crash. d. sometimes smoked illegally. The answer is d. TM is most often associated with a. the Bahgwan Shree Rajneesh. b. Shirley MacLaine. c. the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. d. Yogi Bear. The answer is a. Buddy Holly died a. on stage. b. in the saddle. c. in an airplane crash. d. in the "Blue Ball Saloon" when he bent to tie his shoelace. The answer is c. What did Gomer Pyle say when he was excited? a. Shazam! b. Wanna buy a duck? c. Yes, sir! d. Yabba Dabba Doo! The answer is a. A loop is a. often used in family planning. b. repeated instructions in a computer program. c. in downtown Chicago. d. All of the above. The answer is d. Decalcomania is a. an obsession with decimals. b. an obsession with Californians. c. sticky. d. a mental disease involving decalcos. The answer is c. STD is a. an automotive lubricant. b. something to avoid. c. commonly associated with celibacy. d. a West German political party. The answer is b. Who does not belong? a. Peter Lawford b. Sammy Davis c. Stevie Wonder d. Dean Martin The answer is c. Who invented "The Twist?" a. Chubby Checker b. Michael Jackson c. The American Chiropractic Society d. Milton Bradley The answer is a. CP/M is a. a first aid technique. b. a type of accountant. c. a female problem. d. an operating system. The answer is d. Chlamydia is a. a baroque musical instrument. b. often "gotten off a toilet seat." c. a flower with purple petals. d. the fifth wife of Emperor Nero. The answer is b. Who was not in the original "Saturday Night Live" cast? a. Chevy Chase b. Gilda Radner c. Eddie Murphy d. John Belushi The answer is c. Which of these do you consider most offensive? a. Abstinence b. Graphic sex c. Gratuitous promiscuity d. Racial slurs The answer is a. An IUD is a. a promissory note. b. an international organization. c. used to increase fertility. d. supposed to limit reproduction. The answer is d. Which of these is out of place? a. cathouse b. house of ill repute c. bridge club d. the Chicken Ranch The answer is c. Which of these is not related to fowls. a. laying an egg b. getting laid c. telling a yolk d. "finger-lickin' good" The answer is b. What country produces the Mercedes Benz? a. The same folks that brought you sauerkraut b. Atlantis c. Sweden d. Japan The answer is a. What does the "F" stand for in JFK? a. Forest b. Fitzgerald c. Franklin d. Fitzpatrick The answer is b.